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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This is the most exclusive, premium podcast on the market. It's like pouring caviar in one ear canal and packing white truffles into the other.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. You can't spell "Thanksgiving" without "Thin Vag Kings." Sponsored by ThinVagKings.com

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I just heard loud yelling. As opposed to quiet yelling.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. When I say "You're a shithead" you hear "You're the shit."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Grift me mama like a wagonwheel. I'll give you my money for a lick of your knee.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. John Bobbitt’s got a busted tinkler; all I’ve got’s this busted sprinkler.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  7. You made your bed, now don't ruin by lying down

    By Quietpupil,
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  8. I don't know about dishwasher but dat washer will certainly clean your cutlery

    By DanielCarin,
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  9. Witness these quick quips and stick to these thwip thwips

    By Skytalker,
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  10. Batman and Robin stripped down until they were almost naked, just as a precaution. Just in capes.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. No one wants to hear about your "romantic life", OK? It sure isn't "romantic" for the victims.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. K-k-k kold

    By Stipewad,
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  13. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, you might have some poop in your urethra. 

    By Not Your Pal-Fredo,
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  14. I scream "you peen!", you got asscream on my ice cream!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Catchphrase

    By Stipewad,
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  16. File that one under "P", for "pedo", here... on the PedoFiles.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Have a scoop o' FUPA chalupa.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  19. Give a fish a man, you'll cod it for a day. Teach a fish to manage and you've given it coping skills for life. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. A schlong time ago, in a galaxy fart, fart away...

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  21. Set your phasers to GUN

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  22. The gol-danged Marshal fingered my ranchhand

    By slowestjogger,
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  23. Call me crazy, but I never got my crazy sauce on your mom

    By Swordshopper Random,
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  24. Shovel all the coal in, / Right into your colon! / Whoo-whoo, booty stuffin’, there you are!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  25. Were we drinking chai-tea or doing tai-chi? Let's call the whole thing off!

    By Queefless in Seattle,
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