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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Literally everybody I can think of calls me the Space Cowboy. So my question to you is, "Who the fuck do you think you're calling Maurice?"

    By Razor Boy,
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  2. I get knocked down, but I get up again. Oh god, I think I've got a concussion.

    By KIDxDADDY,
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    • 744 views

  3. Shooting at the walls of Comedy, Bang! Bang! I am the warrior.

    By Tomtomfooleries,
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  4. Make sure to water and fertilize your son every day so that he grows up to become a world-class dogcatcher.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  5. Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  6. Right off the bat I want to thank you all for joining me today. This is going to be a good show.

    By SecretBJ,
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  7. The next major advance in word processing will, predictably, come from Laddy Larry's Steel Tulip Factory.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  8. George Lazenby is the best James Bond. Just sayin.

    By fredsolo,
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  9. Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

    By kindlerslist,
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  10. Two eggs sunny side up, cloudy meatballs down, java java java. Let's start the show.

    By ThomasMcKinney,   
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  11. Welcome to comedy bang bang. It's nice to see you.

    By SteveH,
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    • 813 views

  12. Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll

    By tyroneslothrop,
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  13. They say the prescription for my fever is more cowbell, but I swear I can't swallow another one of those things.

    By AndrewUren,
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  14. "Not today!" said the lazy midget.

    By AndrewUren,
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  15. I smell my own ass, because I'm trying to be a better person.

    By ErikMC32,
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  16. Steeper, deeper excreta, that's the only thing I need: yeah.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Rectal? Damn near killed Al.

    By Goochunks,
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  18. This'll be a very exciting episode for all those Jermaine Jackson fans out there. Jermainiacs, you know who you are.

    By Razor Boy,
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  19. When God closes a door you better get your shotgun because the Mutant Buddhist Bears are on their way.

    By fredsolo,
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  20. You can't really define something until you know what it is. And I know herpes.

    By Bagel Sauce,
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  21. Fist shakes, head bow, turn away: it's quittin' time at Grand Central, Daddy; so judge for yourself.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Keep it moving Harriet Kruderinger, you're late for class one more time this term semester and I'm going to ban you from locker class hallway runnings

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Euro's, my ro's, we all scream for hash tag embezzlement fortitude forty-dude' aka/ life begins at Hitler.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 698 views

  24. I bing for you and I bing for you. But when you look at me all you see is something to bang.

    By souprman,
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    • 695 views

  25. Is it just me or is your dad locking us down here in the - yup, no your dad is creepy man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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