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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Comedy Bad Rib ; Where we show off our rad cribs ; Try to do some ad-libs ; and dribble on our crab bibs

    By lil armleg,
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  2. Catchphrase

    By lil armleg,
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  3. That garbage disposal was very friendly—I mean not to my hands, they’re mangled to shit—but personality-wise.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. I used to be a turd but I came out okay.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. The more drunk I get the harder it is to shit

    By Friend of P,
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  6. Harvard of the south, shmarvard of the shmouth. You're in the north now buddy boy. Where the Harvard IS HARVARD.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  7. Some folks say “scratch,” some folks say “itch.” I say, “I’d fuck John Malkovich.”

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  8. Let he who is without sin be typecast as a stoner film actor.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  9. Let he who is without butt perform the first lunge.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  10. The sweetest of peaches, the bitterest apple - they both taste the same when they come out your craphole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  11. Don't count your chickens with a hatchet

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  12. Behold, the great lactation!

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  13. Condition the hair down there with Cheez-Whiz.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. You can teach a man to fish but you can't teach a fish to man, that would be playing God and God doesn't play Go Fish.

    By you-aint-even-my-dad,
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  15. Cool runnings, cool ranch, Kulap’s booty really fills them pants

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  16. This string cheese has been in my butt pocket alllll afternoon, ladies.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. The beauty of autumn is the leaves of read and gold, while they crunch under your feet, and Shop Automan warming your belly with chuckles. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  18. Why have washboard abs when you can watch my bored ass!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  19. I don't know about you, but mashed potatoes make me wanna screw!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  20. When they go left, I go right - it takes me forever to get anywhere

    By MonicleLewinsky,
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  21. It's not easy for me to wear a mask. My breath smells like the Port-A-Potty after a raw oyster eating contest.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Baby, take my hand. Ow! Oh shit oh shit! Please give it back, maybe they can sew it back on!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, but you can brace yourself against the toilet tank if needed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. A girl in the hand is worth two girls with one cup.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  25. Whosoever holds this cock and balls, if they be worthy, shall possess the power to make me cum.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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