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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Knock three times in the sill if you want me...four times if you want me and another dude simultaneously.

    By honkyray,
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  2. Every time I take a shit I ask the toilet "Can you smell what my ass is cooking?" And I have yet to get a reply.

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  3. It's an open and shut case, Stabler - the hinges work just fine

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  4. Comedy Bang Bang won an Oscar for Best Green Puppet in a Garbage Can Habitat!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. The only exercise I get is running my mouth

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. The early bird gets the worm. So sleep late or we'll make you eat a worm, you overenthusiastic fucker!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Fun Fact: Jeffrey Toobin yells "tube in!" at the beginning of marital intercourse.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Made a bad joke, now I'm in a chain gang I might not know comedy, but I know how to bang bang

    By Skytalker,
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  9. Godzilla might Thrill ya, but King Kong Got that Dong.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but a banana in the rear will keep the proctologist near.

    By bort_torkelson,
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  11. If your wood is stern and holds a lot of seaman, then you might be a poopdeck

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  12. Just a couple of wieners smoochin’ butts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. I Find Your Lack Of New Catch Phrase Disturbing

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  14. Toto, I've got a feeling weren't blessing the rains down in Africa anymore

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  15. Welcome to McDonald's: Take a seat and try some meat. Eat it how? Well I don't fucking know. What do I look like, the Hamburgler?

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  16. Whats the glove got to do, got to do with it? Once the glove don't fit you must acquit now

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  17. Well I like poopoo and I like pee, but mix them together and no thank you.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  18. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes - Just shit my pants so plug your nose!

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  19. Well the dick bone’s connected to the…sack bone, and the sack bone’s connected to the…nurt bone!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  20. Chickity-Check yourself before you Wiggity-Whip out your penis on a Zoom call

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  21. Have you seen my dead wife? She's a supermodel!

    By Robert_Yune,
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  22. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops; oh how uncontrollable my diabetes would be.

    By JacksonJMoon,
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  23. Milk and cream are nasty and mean, but ghost peppers scare the shit out of me.

    By But we don't the time for that,
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  24. (Scott sings to the tune of Moonshadow by Cat Stevens)  Oh I'm hunched, straining, on my poopbucket, poop bucket, poopbucket/ splattering and plopping in my poopbucket, poop bucket, poop bucket

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Hey I'm doing my part! And feathering. And those big curly wings on the sides.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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