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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You ask if I'm afraid of commitment, but fear alone can't explain this erection

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 951 views

  2. Teacher says, every time a rigorous series of both physical and practical testing is passed, a pilot gets his wings.

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 612 views

  3. In the name of Carroll O'Connor and Norman Lear, I summon Meathead, the Lord of Fear

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 762 views

  4. ...and then that's when I came up wth the idea of warm soap.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 813 views

  5. Rubbing peters to pay Paul.

    By WesleyNeville,
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    • 821 views

  6. Size doesn't matter, but size does require more matter.

    By JaredKeebzKaelber,   
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    • 709 views

  7. I love Neil Diamond's "Coming to America." Though truly, I love all songs about patriotic ejaculation.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 727 views

  8. Well wouldn't ya just know it? Not if you're a moron.

    By Lamprey,
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    • 704 views

  9. No, that's not my penis. Nice, though

    By JoshuaGaul,
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    • 741 views

  10. You sunk my Battleship and now I'll have to get another copy of that crappy movie because it was a gift from my mom.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 781 views

  11. If Broadcasters broadcast and Podcasters podcast, why can't I stop thinking about my parents divorcing?

    By Effigy_Power,
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    • 768 views

  12. It's Chinatown, Jake... I really don't think you are going to find a good Sopaipilla Cheesecake anywhere closeby.

    By Effigy_Power,
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    • 904 views

  13. Easy come, easy go. Easy come back, you forgot your mittens!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 838 views

  14. I've heard of "Leave it to Beaver", but "Leave it to beavis and butthead"? No thank you, I'm a good-mannered conservative housewife, you know.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 725 views

  15. Yeah, we've got a complaints department... in my pants!

    By theoren_1,
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  16. Meep Moop summon the soup! The broccoli men advanceth.

    By JohnLewis,
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    • 894 views

  17. Everything I thought of wasn't funny.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 685 views

  18. Say Voldemort 3 times and your bread

    By thecrench,   
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  19. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore.

    By sspratli,   
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    • 957 views

  20. Vote Yes On New No-Nos, But No On Old Bonobos!

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 749 views

  21. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us watch TV shows about Alaska

    By DrSchwinn,
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    • 640 views

  22. People always tell me I need to roll with the punches, but I'd really prefer it if people stopped punching me.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 687 views

  23. My name is Frank and I have to be frank I hate that my name is Frank because it sounds the same as the word frank

    By fredsolo,
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    • 744 views

  24. Trojans Hate Him! Achilles Reveals How YOU Can Gain Super Strength With One Weird Trick

    By SelfieControl,
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    • 872 views

  25. You know what ELSE a spoonful of sugar helps with? Adult onset diabetes. Shame on you, Ms. Julie Andrews. Hash Tag: ThePenguinStaysInThePicture

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 713 views
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