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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I die, clear my browser history. I don't need anyone knowing how hard I've researched Subway tuna sandwiches

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Ice Cube went from a cold motherfucker to melting my heart. I guess, after a climb, it changes

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 143 views

  3. C-3PO is a superstitious and cowardly bot

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 157 views

  4. X-Men, X-Force, X don't know anymore, but he gon' give it to ya

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 161 views

  5. Don't kick rocks if you're rockin' new kicks

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Well, well, well. Looks like little Johnny Baskethouse got himself a Nintendo. Aww, don't go, Mario

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 140 views

  7. I thought The Ghost and the Darkness was gonna be a horror movie, but it's actually a horrible movie. Val, kill me

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. Bruce Lee was the worst. Take it from me, a friend of Harvey Weinstein

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. If we let sweaty-breasted women get married, that undermines the stank-titty of traditional marriage!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. It's time to get your education on in our Boston Tea Party Art Teepee

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 148 views

  11. Hey Doritos, I liked ranch before it was cool

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. In today’s episode I’m having a dissociative episode. I can see myself reading this shitty catchphrase, as if from above.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. It was bad: Sylvia Plath was dead, her head in the oven. But it was about to get much worse, as the responding officer took one look at her and said, "I'll have what she's having!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. I miss 100% of the shots I took. Whiskey. Tequila. They're fuckin gone, man. Forever. And for what?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Judas was a patsy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Ain't no way to put it subtle, when I wanna cuckold

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. If I could lift a gallon jug of milk, I wouldn't NEED to do my body good.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 127 views

  18. Welcome to What Goes Updog Must Come Downward Dog. Today’s yoga instructor will be Chad from Accounting.

    By ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBetter,
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  19. Look how strong I am!!!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  20. Big Brother is watching my big brother watch Big Brother Season 23.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. It won’t be a stylish marriage—I have deuteranopia.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 189 views

  22. A penny for your thoughts at Denny’s after shots.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  23. If I’m lying I’m dying…in the existential sense of the word. So yes, I am lying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 172 views

  24. So long as you live under MY roof, you'll call him Jean Claude Van DARN!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 210 views

  25. In wine, there is truth, you adopted ass bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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