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1. Ol' Doc Granger says if Pa goes down the mine again they'll carry his body home on a stretcher.

   By Bumpy, June 2, 2015
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2. 90% of people who Wang Chung tonight will regret it the next day.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, June 2, 2015
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3. I like to put the "party" in "guilty party".

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4. Keep walkin, Trebek.

   By Razor Boy, June 12, 2015
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5. When in Rome... also in Italy

   By harrybingbangle, June 2, 2015
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6. Bernard Shakey loves to eat mayonnaise straight from the jar.

   By DannyRobbins, June 3, 2015
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7. Did you know that the average John Goodman earns 30 cents more than the average John Goodwoman?

   By SeñorFartFace, June 4, 2015
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8. Dinosaur bones are a prank from Jesus. Archaeology just got Punk'd!

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 3, 2015
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9. You may think you have It all figured out, but I bet you didn't even know I'm referring to the Stephen King novel and not an abstract concept.

   By smitty, June 3, 2015
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10. Hitler led the invasion of Poland in his favourite war scooter. He delighted in performing wheelies, and doughnuts for his troops.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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11. Remember: short, controlled Dursts

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12. insufficient pancreas: needs improving!

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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13. sister Network? brother Serpico? uncle Deathtrap? auntie The Wiz?

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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14. To all the ice cream hoarders of the future out there: what's up, dot hog?

    By Sam Handwich, June 3, 2015
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15. You Can Pick Your Friends, You Can Pick Your Nose, But You Can't Pick A Good Restaurant To Save Your Life So I'm Leaving You.

    By BobKerr, June 3, 2015   

    • whats up hot dog
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16. My penis, your penis - mere details.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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17. Yes We Can, Barack Obama; But Can We Baroll Obama?

    By TheJuminator, June 3, 2015
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18. Does this butt look my dress make big?

    By Schnickpot, June 7, 2015
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19. Taint Misbehavin'? Gold Bond.

    By Razor Boy, June 3, 2015
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20. I did not have sexual relations with that woman because I'm gay

    By fredsolo, June 9, 2015
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21. Are giraffes standard at zoos or is that something I should look into beforehand?

    By JosephSchmo, June 3, 2015   

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22. If you don't have anything nice to say go rewind a VCR!

    By Bever Hopox, June 4, 2015
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23. If I wanted to do what I'm doing right now I would be doing that now instead of this

    By Smozi, June 4, 2015
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24. My anaconda do want some even if you don't got buns hun

    By notdannyhodson, June 4, 2015
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25. And when the rock climbing soft drink enthusiast saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more Mountains left to Dew

    By smitty, June 4, 2015
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