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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Even the most fruitful endeavor is lacking in vegetables, grains, and proteins.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. even the most meaty showers can be meatier

    By GooseHoof,
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  3. Even though babies can't talk, they always seem to be putting their foot in their mouth.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Even though I walk through valley of the shadow of death, I rollerblade almost everywhere else.

    By DanC,
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  5. Even though it's 11am, I'm still working the graveyard shift at the cemetery.

    By Mr. Mxyzpixiestick,
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  6. Even though onlookers could see bone protruding from Matthew McConaughey's legs, the actor-turned-gubernatorial-candidate insisted he was, "Alright, alright, alright."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Even though proof is scant, I'm adamant that I saw Adam Ant planted in line to watch Ant-Man last night.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  8. Even though Q-Thor was not an alien, he was able to mind control Scott & the gang through Stokholm syndrome. That is my no-prize submission.

    By Skeevins,
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  9. Even when I have to stoop to shtup, I refuse to implore that whore who's a bore and lives on my floor.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Even white boys like Beyonce.

    By SuperCoffee,
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  11. Even with all these diseases coursing through my veins,

    By PaulKaspick,
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  12. Even worse that the Wrath of Khan what you really don't want to incur is the Service Charge of Khan.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Eventually a former Beatle will be known as "the breathing one".

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? How about the red moon light? The orange street light? Any lighting conditions at all?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Ever explain 52 card pickup without any cards?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  16. Ever get a pecker wedgie?

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  17. Ever get the sneaking suspicion there's a second Earth, in a mirror orbit, where all the rivers run backward & Dustin Diamond is a national treasure

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Ever have one of those days where everything seems to be going wrong, and then life does a 180, and you're back to making Terminator movies?

    By Surferdude5269,
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  19. Ever heard of the Hulkster? Well, I was the Dumpster. I took dumps in the middle of the ring. The Dumpster. I was the Dumpster.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. ever just BAKED some FRIED chicken?! that stuff is TASTY! add some yogurt, a splash of cheap vodka, you got yourself a BLUE APRON CLASSIC pal

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Ever just have a fart so big that it’s actually a poop? oh prom.

    By Friend of P,
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  22. Ever look at a tree and think, "What the fuck is so great about you?"

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Ever notice how the more you say a certain word, the less it sounds like a word? Does “kerfuckaluff” even have meaning anymore

    By Kevllis,
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  24. Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Ever notice that “tangible” spelled backwards is “elbow-gnat?”

    By Schnickpot,
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