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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every FaceTime butt dial is some butt time in your face.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 375 views

  2. Every Friday I head down to TGI Fridays for a little something I like to call “TGI TGI Fridays Friday”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 312 views

  3. Every generation believes they discovered "Columbo"

    By Haywood Jabroni,
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    • 198 views

  4. Every golden boy wants a golden girl who’s Dorothy in the streets and Blanche in the sheets

    By Ed Vaguely Jr,
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    • 180 views

  5. Every good hydrogen atom starts with a single proton, and every good workout ends with a single protein shake

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 146 views

  6. Every good hydrogen atom starts with a single proton, and every good workout ends with a single protein shake

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 164 views

  7. Every Good Roy G. Biv Deserves Fudge

    By DeanOCarroll,
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    • 675 views

  8. Every Google Doodle is based on one of my neck tattoos.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 173 views

  9. Every hamper has a pussy in it

    By ilovehampers,
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    • 545 views

  10. Every handyman in Hollywood is stressed the fuck out. It must be pilot light season again.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 392 views

  11. Every hole is a glory hole if you're not afraid of getting your dongle chomped by a wild beast of the land or sea

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 146 views

  12. Every human life is precious, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

    By JacobCohn,
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    • 635 views

  13. Every journey starts with a single step. That's also how they end. Therefore it's impossible to know which is which. Just sit back down.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 124 views

  14. Every kiss begins with Kay and every poop begins with pee!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 570 views

  15. Every kiss begins with Kay, but every finger ends with bang.

    By Chief Wallet Leatherface,
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  16. Every kiss begins with Kay...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 797 views

  17. Every kiss begins with, "Klaus, I think he needs CPR!"

    By Cold Bush,
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  18. Every little thing she does is magic. Burn her! Burn the witch!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 166 views

  19. Every lotto winner finds out the hard way:Swimming in a pool full of Jell-O is a fly magnet.Stick to rolling around in a bed made of 100 dollar bills

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 320 views

  20. Every MacLeod has a silver lining - and this time it's made from swords.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 566 views

  21. Every man is an island, but not every island is a man. Two exceptions: Man Island and Island Man.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 351 views

  22. Every man is looking for a lady in the parlor & a whore in the bedroom and a plumber in the bathroom & a carpenter on the roof because hey, free labor

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 465 views

  23. Every meme-orial day we remember the sacrifice of those cat pictures that made us laugh in days gone by

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 419 views

  24. Every morning I wake up believing today's the day I find my third nipple.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  25. Every morning there's a heynong hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post man.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 242 views
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