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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Don’t knock it ‘til you try it,” the door sign read.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. “Don’t You Forget About Me” has a different meaning if your parents left you at a Bennigan’s in the 80s and never came back.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  3. “Doonesbury Imposes Upon Me”, by Garry Intrude-o

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. “Driving in Lovers Lane with the Blinker on: Diary of a Commitment Phobe” is my new book, pre-order now! Or don’t, whatever.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. “Early to bed and early to rise, I’d like a large McDouble with fries.”

    By schmeljones,
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  6. “Everything come out okay?” I asked meinen Vater as he left das W.C.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. “excellence is in the price of the trick” – Harry Houdini & Harry Hoedini

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. “Excuse me! My eye is up here!” said the female Cyclops with the big juggs

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. “Expecto my scrotum!” Harry yelled, as he teabagged Voldemort’s corpse in the face.

    By Cangarood,
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  10. “Fine Young Cannibals - Tonight only!” I’m sorry, that’s “Fine, young cannibals. Toe night, only!”

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  11. “First she broke my heart, and then she broke my liver” from the album “Diggin’ with the Lord’s Shovel” by Mississippi Trim. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. “Frogger had a horrible life” the neighbor said. “He was always risking his life to prove his worth to his hamster lover.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. “Fruit of the Lube” underwear... some slick ass shit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. “Fuck You” - Darth Vader from Star Wars (1973)

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. “Give me livered brie, or give me death,” Shakespeare once said when his grilled cheese arrived late to the party.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. “Goodbye Henrietta,” sobbed Pinocchio as he smothered the last breath of air out of his sex doll. “I’m a real boy now.”

    By TylerGarver,
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  17. “Gulliver’s rollover endeavor revolved around the governor’s forthcoming volumizing vacuum referendum,” he phonated with an effluvient guffaw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. “Here’s a little ditty I call Hambone Moan,” declared Scott as he launched into an unquestionably erotic harmonica solo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. “Here’s a pro-tip for you,” said the male prostitute.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. “Here’s looking at you kid” is both my favorite movie line and the reason the FBI seized my computer.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  24. “Hey, ‘Corgi in Disguise’! I know. And now you know that I know. And I know that you know that I know,” he said knowingly, puffing his corncob pipe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. “Hey, nematode. Go fuck yourself.” “Hey, non-asexual reproducer, I just did and I’m having twins.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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