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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Excuse me while I wet my whistle with orangey tang tang before I say…

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 346 views

  2. Excuse me while I... Oh, wait, nevermind, please keep talking.

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 181 views

  3. Excuse me whilst I swing-a-ling on your ding-a-ling as we dine in the west wing-a-ling.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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    • 308 views

  4. Excuse me young man, my prosthetic leg just came off; If you could hold it steady, I'll snap it into place

    By Joel Morgan,
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  5. Excuse me, are you an heirloom tomato farmer? ‘Cause I’d love to take a bite of your beefsteak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Excuse me, Barkeep, but I ordered the bay breeze cocktail and what you gave me is neither brackish nor fish-forward.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 195 views

  7. Excuse me, doctor, but I think you mean HER-sterectomy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 220 views

  8. Excuse me, garçon - I require the house baby powder; this chafing dish rubbed me raw AF.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 196 views

  9. Excuse me, garçon? This Acapulco osso buco made me puke-o.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  10. Excuse me, I asked for crackers with these swamp nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 254 views

  11. Excuse me, I have to feed The Meter. That's my snake's nickname. He's exactly one meter long and he eats hamsters.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  12. Excuse me, I love pancakes, but I'm also a terrible xenophobic racist. Do you have a White National House of Pancakes?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Excuse me, I've been shopping for a new pocket pussy but I was wondering if I could have your pizza pocket instead, it's making daddy feel all sorts of ways

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  14. Excuse me, Miss Starbucks Employee, but you've filled my cup with spit! Now, don't get me wrong, I like spit, but I wanted tears!

    By Poopturd McSplooge,
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  15. Excuse me, Mr. Baker-man, Have you seen my wife, Patty? She's been missing for days. And what's this new treat that's got the local kids so excited?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Excuse me, Mr. Bone, do you bone thugs and harmonize while boning those thugs? Or do you bone thugs and you also bone harmony?

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  17. Excuse me, sir, are you an Indigenous American; your beard is a-patchy?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Excuse me, sir, but I believe my pickled plums make your argument invalid.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 502 views

  19. Excuse me, waiter, but I've been waiting far too long for my fart oolong!

    By daddyjunior,
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    • 630 views

  20. Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the sausage and this is somebody’s hot log.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
    • 1 reply
    • 246 views

  21. Excuse me, waiter? There’s a cum in my soup.. so yes everything IS wonderful thanks for asking.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 324 views

  22. Excuse me, waiter. Is this horse poop fresh?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  23. Excuse me. Do these hats come in humongous size? Asking for a friend.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  24. Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, friend, practice. Practice reading maps. The city is basically a grid. Shouldn’t be this hard, kid.

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 222 views

  25. Excuse me... EXCUSE ME! That's MY toe.

    By Bumpy12,
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    • 228 views
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