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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Labia! Labia! Maybe a baby'll lurch from the likes of the Labia Cave-in-Ya!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. Just sit right back and you'll hear the tale, the tale of a lunatic...and somethin', somethin' su-umthing... an En-tre-P-nuer!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. When your eye hits a big pizza pie like the moon, that’s dyslexia

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Hey, Q-anong man: Ronnie says “Be cool”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. If life gives you lemons and lube, make lemonenemas

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Young, dumb, and Magna Cum

    By AlphasphereSoyBoy,
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  7. People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks, they should be looking for better living arrangements.

    By macthenasty,
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  8. The word “legend” gets thrown around a lot. But not as much as, or as far as, the word frisbee.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Lick my nips and pop my zits, then do me vice versa.

    By Come in, my asshole Father,
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  10. Poster boys should come with their own glue.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Crane Kick me Jesus through the Karate Ring of Life

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. As a wise man once told me, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and here’s some myrrh

    By SanHolo,
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  13. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a metaphor

    By Stick Em Up Joe,
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  14. Calvin, don't piss on my leg and tell me it was hobbes

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  15. People say I have a horse face, but this is clearly the face of an ass

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  16. I think it's time we stop. Children, what's that sound? Calliou? It's incredibly annoying, please turn it off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. I've been ordered to pay out my small claims settlement entirely in accordions. That's the last time I appear before Judge Judy Tenuta.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Listen, I'm no two-pump chump. But it is my sincere hope that someday, with practice, I'll make it to that second pump.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but the friend of my friend is 21 so he can get us booze.

    By Space Bong,
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  20. One if by land, two if by semen

    By Scott aukerpreyingmantis,
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  21. Why does Christmas follow Thanksgiving? Because Santa ate 9...turkeys that is. Happy Thanksgiving!

    By shave gradenko,
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  22. Walking without rhythm deters worms, Walken without Christopher causes fever

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  23. Just because you’re shavin’ what your mama gave ya doesn’t mean I wanna hear about your pop’s crop top.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  24. Two Shakes Of A Lambs Tail Will Speed Things Up Nicely. Two Shakes Of His Dong Is Where It Gets Dicey

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  25. How about you and I smash this bottle of absinthe and hit the autobahn?

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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