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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mister Meester's yeasty keester, cheek one's a feast and cheek two's a greaser.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 204 views

  2. Plugbags are like assholes, Ben Schwartz sings annually about opening them up.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 217 views

  3. Munch and Judy - the puppet show origins of Richard Belzer's iconic detective. Coming soon to HBO Max.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 248 views

  4. Did someone fart in here or are we finally having that leftover turkey?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
    • 2 replies
    • 370 views

  5. Dog food for my dog, cat food for me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 201 views

  6. One spank is an embarrassment; a thousand spanks is a rite of passage.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  7. My sanity hinged on the understanding that this was butter.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. As a stripper I miss the stage but it’s nice being able to twerk from home.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 204 views

  9. Here’s a tip, brush with a toothbrush made of floss to save time in the morning.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 196 views

  10. With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there — I even heard some oinks in my underwear.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 265 views

  11. In the 90s, I had a Sega Genesis, a Sega CD, and a Genesis CD. I think it was Invisible Touch, if I remember correctly.

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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    • 179 views

  12. If you plantain to learntain, you must learntain to plannana.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Famous Amos had a famous heinous anus. A famous heinous anus, Famous Amos had. If Famous Amos didn’t have a famous heinous anus, Whose famous heinous anus did Famous Amos have?

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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    • 174 views

  14. Don’t flick your beans before they hatch.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 445 views

  15. Jiminy Cricket, my bean, you should flick it.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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    • 261 views

  16. My gynecologist is a real vagician.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 231 views

  17. Parents spanking their kids? Questionable. Kids spanking their parents? Unquestionably weird.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 255 views

  18. Pee Wee drank green tea, made pee pee from his wee wee in a teepee.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. I came here to chunk bubbles and scald ass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What’s up, Jumbo?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If math was easy, they’d call it your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 234 views

  22. After I humpty, I dumpty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 232 views

  23. If my face surely shows it, why do I have to clap my hands?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  24. If you’re happy with your long-distance service clap your hands.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views

  25. You’re telling me the Flintstones can put a man on the moon but they don’t know how to make a car out of a dinosaur?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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