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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Who's Afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Well Melvin's Pigs for a start. Poor oinkers never stood a chance. Divorce is hard on a farm.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Want to feel old? Can’t help you. Want to feel an old person? My grandparents are right here and they’re horny as hell.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. If my dick won an Oscar it’d be for best short.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. When life gives you decks make decades. Which takes fucking ages man. Like ten years or sumpin'.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I like big boots and I cannot lie. You other brothers wear size nines.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Is it just me or are “big butts” never as big as you want them to be?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  7. If giving it away was as easy as a game of catch, I’d have more balls by now

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  8. Ophelia neck, Ophelia knees, Ophelia stole your wallet and your keys

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 259 views

  9. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time - it’s enough to make man question his sauce intake

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  10. Gimme a break, gimme a break, I’m a member of a labor union

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  11. RU Talkin’ AC/DC to Me and Bobby McGee?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. You’ve got mail, but you’ll need magical plate armor, because that Beholder is coming in with a +16 melee attack bonus

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Make hey while the nong mans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Rub two sticks together you’ve got a fire. Rub two dicks together you’ve got a movie.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. There’s nothing more attractive than confidence, other than horses.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Waiter there seems to be a mistake – I ordered the bucket of Slim Jims

    By FattWatson,
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  18. Who replaced my bones with springs? Now I’m gonna be bouncing around all day

    By FattWatson,
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  19. Scotty from Savannah Tybee taffy Hunter Anna city squares and moss-a-rama cast thy pod you mama jama.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. She up and did what I thought she did: she walked to Wabash and fought a squid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. It's Star Trek Weaveathon time! Set your phasers to spun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. We used to pass around joints, now we pass around babies. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Misery Spoon Spoon is cancelled. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. A T-Rex with an ass like that is gonna be a DinoSORE when I'd done with it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 203 views

  25. What's a man gotta do to get a mans poo

    By rhysmakeswords,
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