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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look what I found at goodwill behind a pile of painted plates and under a stack of stained glass dildos, its comedy bang bang.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  2. Titillate me, Captain.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Don’t knock it till you try it; just get in that ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. There’s a lot of lotion in the world, but not enough for for that.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. The gummies in my tummy did a rumbly when I saw that mummy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. If THAT’S what “occult stool sample” means, I’d better make a few phone calls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. You sunk my splattership!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.

    By Schnickpot,
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  9. John Fogerty, revive thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  10. Saucy nugs, bone they self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  11. iRobot, make fun of thy self

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 270 views

  12. phrase submission, catch thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  13. Gas station attendant, pump thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  14. Galaxy s 7, auto correct thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  15. Officer, arrest they self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  16. Pediatrician go back in time and heal thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  17. Ron Jeremy, fuck they self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  18. If you beat me in putt-putt, I’ll give you dat nut-nut for your little butt-butt.

    By FattWatson,
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  19. It takes two, Baby: me and Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon

    By FattWatson,
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  20. Celebrity Chefs and Celebratory Chefs can sell a brats toy cake to me any day of the week.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. You can't make an omelette if you're Jason Mantzoukas.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I’ve heard of COVID-18, but this is ridiculous!

    By FattWatson,
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  23. Absence makes the butt look rounder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Beep beep! Who got the keys to my chastity device?

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  25. Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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