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1. Flashback: Dinosaur times, T Rex tearing into a helpless Triceratops. Flash forward: Present Day, Trump grabs some pussy. Connect the dots America.

   By Frenchfries, November 18, 2016
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2. Flat chests and tight vests make crotches crest and slotches wet!

   By OptimusPrimate, July 27, 2018
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3. Flat Stanley wasn't flat until he was crushed by a kaiju dick.

   By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, April 6, 2021
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4. Flat-Earthers have delusional beliefs and tiny boobs.

   By Bingo Boy, October 31, 2018
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5. Flat-Girthers believe that the Earth is round and all penises are wide

   By Pure Guava, June 29, 2017
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6. Flat-topped shock-jocks' flip-flopped ham-hock opens dry docked Plymouth Rock mom'n'pop crack spot?!? Not on my watch.

   By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2014
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7. Flat, my ass. The earth is a homeomorphic coplanar topogram with cross-embedded Cartesian autohedric Gunterblass spaces.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, May 12, 2017
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8. Flatlining at the top

   By drizej, June 17, 2014
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9. Flattery, my dear boy, will get you everywhere, my dear boy. Wait, I fucked that up.

   By Razor Boy, June 19, 2015
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10. Flatulence. Rated R. It will blow you away.

    By Angry Trellis, January 23, 2021
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11. Flavour of the month? Would that not be mold?

    By Facelist, July 11, 2021
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12. Flea and I are on a first name bassist.

    By Lenin/McCarthy, September 28, 2016
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13. Flesh Golems of a Dissident Avatar: We are the hug emoji

    By jeremy wayne, June 27, 2020
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14. Flesh, never frozen.

    By Burritofeet, January 31, 2021
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15. fletch lives in Iowa now -

    By KrangkaDelic, April 9, 2017
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16. Fleur de lis or secure the lease but never release the yeast

    By yodellingwalrus, February 13, 2016
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17. Flex your abs. Do your dance. I feel a tightening. In my pants.

    By MondoMudbutt, September 19, 2017
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18. Flexible bros can touch their toes but will not rest until they get self-blown

    By Pure Guava, June 7, 2016
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19. Flexible payments and vegetable daemons sure do make me swell up.

    By MondoMudbutt, September 1, 2017
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20. Flexing pecs and wringing necks.

    By BarnHen, October 4, 2018
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21. Flick A Booger At The Wall. Will It Stick Or Will It Fall? Hours Later, Old And Dry, Will It Be Lunch For A Fly?

    By El Chico Malo, May 13, 2021
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22. Flick me in the face and call me Sherry! Your mom's ugly, gross and scary!

    By OptimusPrimate, August 21, 2018
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23. Flick my balls with boughs of holly, ooo la la la la, la la la la

    By Colfax McLiverneck, October 28, 2020
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24. Flick the bean and trick the mean green flying machine. I beg this of you or the whole presidency is a sham.

    By MondoMudbutt, September 1, 2017
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25. Flickin' beans and strokin' peens all day babieee!!!

    By Jake Dingus, February 26, 2014
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