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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Despite all my rage I’m just trying to keep rats out of my tomato cage

    By ClydePants420,
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    • 186 views

  2. If penis enlargement pills actually worked, would the world be a better or worse place?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 209 views

  3. William Shatner face and now she has pink eye.

    By PatSplat,
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    • 350 views

  4. The best things in life are free—that’s why I comped when I gave you VD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views

  5. Let he who is without sin grab the last P’zone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. I don’t shut up, I blow up. And when I look at you…KA-BOOM!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 295 views

  8. You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape "dot gov".

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  9. My kids call my wife's boyfriend "dad" and it hurts my feelings

    By butch patrick's werewolf doll,
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  10. I don't know you, but I know how that throat sound.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  11. Oui! Lobster tart with a French autarch? Stinky farts from a Bonaparte.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 254 views

  12. I do have an imaginary friend but unfortunately he's social distancing right now.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  13. I'm aging like milk, but like an almond milk, so slightly better than regular milk.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Would you answer a hypothetical question?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. If Florida’s America’s dong, those are some real small testes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  16. Pants down / On the ground / Whilst I clown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. My name's Henry McCarty IV, but my friends call me Billy the Kid's Kid's Kid's Kid

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 272 views

  18. Daylight ballad for my lady, day/night salad for my baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If you want a magnificently chiseled man-figurine to fix all of your computers for a lower middle class wage, might I suggest going with the grown up ex-fat kid that you used to bully in middle school instead?    

    By MaxuPichu,
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  20. I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  21. Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush

    By the constant pardner,
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  22. See that hottie, Scotty? If you slap her like Shatner, she'll sue you like Sulu.

    By A Nice Morning Blowjob,
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    • 195 views

  23. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  24. Moonlight - after a long day - QuickWipes(tm)

    By adamgryphon,
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    • 345 views

  25. I misunderstood the ENT when he told me he wanted to explore my throat with his long tube. Turns out he wanted a blowjob.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views
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