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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mention here or mention there; just don’t mention underwear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Grow old along with me! And wipe my poop and pee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. There’s safety in numbers. Specifically the numbers 4, 11, and 26. All others numbers are extremely dangerous and not to be fucked with, especially 73.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. By day I’m the mild mannered graffiti artist, Banksy, but by night I’m vigilante street pervert, Spanksy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING. Oh sorry, you said PRYING? Yes. I am prying. Cause this break up ain't none of my business.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. When the moon hits your eye it will be clear our space mission has gone disastrously wrong and your head will implode from the pressures of space.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes known as Mr. Asphalt: Walker of Roads?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. The Simpsons have predicted it again, I just ate my shorts.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Que pasa, bratwurst?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich!

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. Skeet-skeet…skeet-skeet, skeet-skeet. The more the merrier.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. All berries or no berries, Cap’n Crunch should really up his quality control.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. It makes me sad that even though some people could be amazing ventriloquists they’ll never try it because of how dumb it seems.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. There are three kinds of people in the world: people who know how to count, and people who don’t acknowledge Count Chocula’s nobility, and Count Chocula himself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. To beat or not to beat: that is the question.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. If it looks like crap and sounds like crap but tastes great it’s probably a cruffin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Bananakin Skywalker. Is that something?

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Pixar it didn't Happen

    By Ronald Wisdom,
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  19. I like big butts but I prefer small farts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Yes'n how many piers must a man walk down, before he can find his seagull girlfriend.

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  21. Simon says, "Eat the Rich!"

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  22. Books, books the magical goofs, the more you eat, the more librarians ask you to leave

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  23. Sound the klaxons, here come the Saxons.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Girls don’t fart, they fluff. Except when they actually fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Don’t sit there and talk to me about responsibility. Your podium is up here, Professor. Now let’s get this ethics symposium keynote address started!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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