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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I wrote a poop joke I thought was solid but then it ran on a lot.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. The police busted a nut; it was a cashew.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. It’s all fun and games until someone busts nurt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Ben bit Benny in a Boise Benihana, but he didn’t bite the bento box because he didn’t wanna.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I'd be more into Yoga, if Yoga were more into me. And if I were more into It, I'd be flexible AF.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  6. Doctor doctor, give me the news. Huey Lewis done kidnapped them fools.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. When I'm mildly to moderately depressed, I reach for No More Tears shampoo.  No More Tears: Start saying goodbye to sobbing and side effects. And stop singing "Hello Darkness, My Old Friend."

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  8. Color Me Badd. Color me good. Color me anything you want as long as we can debate the spiritual message of "I Wanna Sex You Up."

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  9. Should I be worried that my pee tastes funny?

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. Spider webs: the original source of home-spun wisdom.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. Remember: Supertramp was just regular Tramp until they were bitten by a radioactive hobo.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. I once asked a zombie why he didn’t eat other zombies. He said, “What are you, my dietician?”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. On the bowl I pay my toll, then stand and hand-wash ‘round the hole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I’m a fan of genitals in general, but I’m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Here’s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. I’m not saying the world has gotten worse but when I was a kid if you had a muffin and orange juice for breakfast people thought you were being healthy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. We are in the throes of Auggie Doggy, and boy are my shorts soggy doggy.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  17. I came. I saw. I left it for housekeeping.

    By Doc_Philgoode,
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  18. Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  19. Your corona, my Sharona.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. It’s all fun and games until someone gets the squirts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Cosmonauts go to space, astronauts go to the moon, but deez nauts go in ya mouth, bitch!

    By Paul Blart, Mall CEO,
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  22. I’m always just a little bit disappointed

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. You can’t unfuck a dead horse.

    By LOLlard,
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  24. To take my mind off the current situation I’ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Let’s just say my ass has spent a lot of time in Red Lobster.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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