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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Splish Splash I Was Taking A Bath While Watching Khan Wrath Right Into Kirk's Path

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 250 views

  2. Hey Seth, can you explain TMNT 2 me?

    By Hank E. Pancake,
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    • 439 views

  3. As incest porn is growing in popularity, weird shit is the new norm, why not listen to some more weird shit in those ol' ear holes while you pull it. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 262 views

  4. Hi my name is Scott Aukerman and I got a poopy on my little butt!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 216 views

  5. Once upon a time, there was no comedy, then after years of trial and error, Scott Aukerman came pretty close. This was called the Big Bang... Bang. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 216 views

  6. Once upon a time before comedy was known, nobody cackled, chortled, chuckled, nor cracked, there were no gut busters, knee slappers, slap-sticks, nor punchlines. Till one day, Stop Tacoman Sr. busted in his wife. This is known as the Big Bang... Bang. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 219 views

  7. Flip Flap and Nip Nap we're walking down the street, just the other day when they ran into Pete. Pete said hi when they were nigh, they slipped on a Banana and it was kinda funny. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 218 views

  8. If you wake up on the wrong side of the sheets then roll over to the other side and maybe you won't have such a shitty attitude. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 221 views

  9. If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  10. Given enough time, a room filled with chimpanzees will write the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless, of course, one of those monkeys has a venereal disease, in which case, they won't last long.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 218 views

  11. I tried to follow my dreams but they got a restraining order against me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 210 views

  13. I hate being the third wheel when I hang out with friends, especially once the sex starts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 201 views

  14. Swamp rhymes with damp. Damp swamp. Say it again. My swamp is damp.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 273 views

  15. I can't seem to tell this hole in the ground from my ass. The question is, do I need to know the difference?

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 240 views

  16. Butter the rolls to summon the trolls.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 260 views

  17. Set phasers to GUN

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  18. It’s thyme to nutmeg, I’m cumin.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 218 views

  19. Here’s an OJ verdict for you; pulp sucks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views

  20. Early to bed and early to rise helps me avoid getting Taco Bell thighs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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    • 203 views

  21. Shiver me timbers, this bimbo’s on a bender.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  22. Whoopie cushion for the pushin. I laugh during sex. 

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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    • 267 views

  23. Bonjur, Boners

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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    • 306 views

  24. Nobody puts babies with the coroner

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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    • 257 views

  25. Of Course I'm Annoying, I'm Your Brother

    By Bearcat,
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    • 206 views
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