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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I told my guest he is free to roam. Just the other day he ate me out of ass and home.

    By Space jamming,
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  2. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. I am a rock; I am an island resort where you have to get on a cruise ship to get to me and the food is not that good.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Roll me a whole hole an’ fry up them dough-doughs: it’s high time we dined on some liquor and Ho-Hos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. She slows Seaso shows on the seashore

    By IAteThePostOfFizz,
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  8. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is probably running a lot of errands for people.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. You may have made lemonade out of lemons but I made milk out of lemons, so who’s the optimist now!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Just an old fashioned love song, about my artificial robo-dong.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream. Because hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. An eye for an eye makes the whole world need LASIK.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Who’d go cruisin’ for a bruisin’ when you could be prancin’ for Ted Danson?

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. I've been wearing a mask, every day, it predated Covid, sad to say, my wife says it's necessary to have the sex, my face looks better, so no need to flex. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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  16. Bitches wanna wear my gown and take my crown, cuz I’m the clown fucking king of the underground.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Now hear me out: "diarrhea"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. If your old enough to remember Dixie cups than your young enough to be my friend. Watch my privates, the south will rise again.

    By Ricks rollas,   
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  19. I put an “about the author” page in my autobiography because fuck you!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. What in the steamin hot piss is goin on yall? Woooooo! (gun shot noises)

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  21. Sound of light, sound of speed, you'll never guess how fast I peed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Shoot for the moon. If you miss, I have Wet Wipes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Excuse me, waiter. Is this horse poop fresh?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. The dink dink man?! Why are you in my kitchen washing a pan?

    By Space jamming,
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  25. Yup, this is exactly that kind of show.

    By nickypoo3000,
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