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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Flash is an okay tv show if you just ignore the plot holes

    By dickcheesecake,
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  2. If the coochie smells like hoochie, call me John Belushi cuz it’s about time to rewatch Animal House

    By dickcheesecake,
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  3. I wonder if the Phantom of the Opera goes out now for a walk if he has to wear a mask over his mask or is his sufficient? What about Richard Harrow?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  4. It's so hot right now my dog asked if she could get a haircut and she's hairless.Also, yeah she's a talking dog.  

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  5. And now I'd like to tell you about our new podcast Did HoobaReallyStank Or Is The Stank Re Me?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  6. Catch THIS, assholes!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I’ll ketchup your mustard if you relish my mayonnaise.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Keep It Simple, Dummy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. He made a list and checked it twice but forgot to check his beard for lice

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  10. 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush is not an excuse to piss into your hands.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and stop making me cupcakes in the bathroom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I'm tired of dry humor, let's get some wet humor up in here.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. My superintendent is super dependent on cougar attention.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. see you taking out the trash, trim the bushes and the grass, watch you on your evening run, house arrest is so much fun

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  15. you can lead a horse to water but you can't reasonably assume you can wrestle him to the ground just because your dumb ass thinks he's thirsty

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  16. there's no such thing as a broken heart, just a hole to be filled with my broken fart

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  17. "no reason boners" slowly go from embarrassing to illegal as you age in those basketball shorts, randall

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  18. get your butts ready, the plugs will be here before you know it

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  19. May all you ass-less chaps out there one day, finally, get that donkey and ride free through the pastures of your English homeland.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  20. I may not have book smarts, but I know a stale cookie when I see one. Friends call me Cookie Monster, although I’ve known many names.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  21. Hey Updog, is that shit on your shoe?

    By Beatlejizz,   
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  22. Waiter, could I get the extra whap of stank I ordered, please?

    By BarnHen,
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  23. Genghis Khan was a big-big mawn; he took over Asia and he had a lot of fawn.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. The Duchess of Sussex is stuck in a ditch, but the Duke ditched the Duchess; that Duke's such a dick!

    By Egregious_Philbin,
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  25. The Hardy Boys were hardly boys (when they traded condoms for all their toys...)

    By El Chico Malo,
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