New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Grandpa died doing what he loved: Getting hit by cars.

   By MarkDowling, June 21, 2020
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2. Forget the Miranda rights, I want to hear those Samantha rights.

   By MarkDowling, June 21, 2020
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3. Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the penis mousetrap!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 21, 2020
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4. There are some things bodies CAN make into poop. For everything else, there’s corn.

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5. Häagen-Dazs ice cream? I hardly had any!

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6. Keeping it clean

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, June 20, 2020
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7. For Father's Day

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, June 20, 2020
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8. Fairytale Corner

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, June 20, 2020
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9. Golfing Goddess

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, June 20, 2020
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10. Go ahead, make my daybed.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 20, 2020
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11. A tisket. A tasket. Bro, where’d you buy that basket?

    By MisterOriginality, June 20, 2020
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12. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning. It was me. By which I imply that I slept with your mom last night. Which I did. Because I’m your father. Now take out the trash, son. And by trash, I mean your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 20, 2020
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13. You can lead a horse to water.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 20, 2020
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14. Nine out of ten dentists recommend your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 20, 2020
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15. Who's a good dog? You're a good dog! What a good girl. Koda, can you speak? Koda, speak! Oh what a good girl! Want a treat? Go to your dish you good doggie.

    By ProlapsedFamous, June 20, 2020
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16. In the case of 'The People vs Mr. Ed', the neighs have it

    By Mr. Direction, June 20, 2020
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17. If at first you're not tried by a jury of your peers, try trying again

    By Mr. Direction, June 20, 2020
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18. Two Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruities to go, please.

    By Hank E. Pancake, June 20, 2020
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19. A little syrup can go a long way, so pace yourself kid.

    By Hank E. Pancake, June 20, 2020
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20. That new teacher wouldn't let me keep my poison apples... Boy is she strychnine!

    By Mr. Direction, June 20, 2020
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21. It’s the chip dip championship! Sammy Salsa vs. Jose Con Queso! Home run, babyyyyy!

    By EdBigleagueChewnior, June 20, 2020
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22. I'm lactose intolerant but I will never stop shitting my brains out.

    By The Funny Man Can, June 20, 2020   

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23. Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Everyone, wolves are scary.

    By MayorOfTurdtown, June 19, 2020
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24. Who am I to accuse Captain Crunch of stolen valor?

    By MisterOriginality, June 19, 2020
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25. Yippee Ki Yay & Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker

    By Granken, June 19, 2020
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