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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  2. There's a program of single step, it's got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. If a Chandler searches online, and no one is around to see it, does he use Bing?

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  6. We’re getting married at the place we first fell in love. The Burger King bathroom across from Port Authority.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  7. Well boo-hoo-hoo! Cry me a river! You drank too much whiskey and ruined your liver!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 235 views

  8. Actually, that's my mom, not my dog. And she IS a good girl!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  9. Parkour is for pussies

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  10. I may not be a doctor, but you look ill, yo!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  11. If you're selling me on God, I'll buy two.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  12. Once, twice, three times a dingus.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  13. Lift my shirt and tickle my nips

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  14. Excuse me, doctor, but I think you mean HER-sterectomy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. “If we’re comparing apples and oranges, oranges have an acidic sting and apples are too hard to squeeze my dick into.”

    By WeezerHateClub,
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  16. "Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf

    By kraftyDevil,
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  17. Polly wanna Cracker. No bigger dick'll have her

    By kraftyDevil,
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  18. I'm really liking that snowball's chances ever since hell froze over

    By kraftyDevil,
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  19. Are you shitting fucking me or just fucking shitting me?

    By kraftyDevil,
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  20. When the splooge from some guy hits you right in the eye – that's conjunctivitis

    By kraftyDevil,
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  21. Hello darkness my old friend, remember the belt sander I loaned you in 2010?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. It’ll be a cold day in hell tomorrow with temperatures dipping to the mid 30s by afternoon, so bundle up out there! And now to Susan with sports.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I can count on one hand the amount of fingers I have on that hand.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. The sound of one butt cheek clapping in the forest

    By kraftyDevil,
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  25. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but I'm more of an android guy and haven't seen a doctor in over 15 years.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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