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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I took self defense at 14 to face my catholic school bully, the martyr Sister Mary-Catherine Gargonzolli.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  2. “Night gown found in Peugeot Sound.” The news came round that Grandma has drowned.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  3. A yesterday ago, in the damp green of springtime we made love by a babbling brook, the words of a spec script for “Becker”, hot on our lips.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Unfortunately, the porn parody “Zero Dark Flirty” doesn’t quite clear the bar of the pun justifying the premise.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. The throat is lovely, dark and deep, and I have inches to suck before I sleep

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  6. There's a program of single step, it's got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. Look! Deadpool’s eating Tidepods with the Tadpoles by the Tidepools!

    By El Señor Cool,
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  8. I'm here to say

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  9. I’m a little teapot short and stout, stop using me as a bong and clean me out!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. I’m unsure of how to feel about the phrase “Tits McGee” in 2020.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. A tree fell in the forest, a man fell in the shower, a woman fell in Love; it was Gillian Jacobs

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Editable-Creditable-Edible-Animals

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Two chimps flung poop at a yellow sign, / And I cleaned the side less caked thereby, / And that’s why I’m not Head Zookeeper.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Peter Pantser pantsed a pack of pesky pranksters. How many criminal charges will Peter Pantser face?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Pants, pants: they cover your butt. Your dad didn’t wear them, and I saw his nut.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. The coxswain’s Dachshund hopped in the flotsam and swam back to Boston from Maine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Good day, pants. I SAID GOOD DAY

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Heynong, pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Is that your final pantswer?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Catchphrase submission

    By Andy,
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  21. I'm not in the business of giving second chances, so mess this up so I can give you a third

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  22. Make like a steak and get outta here

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  23. There’s no business like no-pants business.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 257 views

  24. Keep your pants on, ladies of France. We can see everything through that hole in the wall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 239 views

  25. I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight pants-free stroller.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 238 views
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