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1. I'm making a sitcom about Abraham Lincoln, shot in front of a live audience.

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2. Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man’s made out of muscle an’ blood—muscle an’ blood an’ skin an’ boners, a mind that’s a-weak an’ a dad that’s a stoner.

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3. Turn on your fart light, in the middle of an old man’s rim job.

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4. Purely lurid funeral jurors sure cure azure lures

   By Karkle Cocoon, April 10, 2020
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5. Rated X for X fucking stupid

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6. Like the Bible says, ooga booga booga boo

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7. Scattered showers? How bout scattered growers?

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8. The skinny whisk which the witch whipped switched bitchin' pitchers mid-stitch, Mitch

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9. Do I want a pickle? Do I want a bloody pickle, you ask? Does a cat want hands, RUSSELL?

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10. Double double toilet paper trouble. I got nothing to wipe when my booty doth bubble.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, April 9, 2020
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11. If Bugs and Daffys were hookers and junkies, Looney Tunes would have been a very different show, maybe like a funnier version of The Wire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 9, 2020
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12. You can fool all of the people some of the time, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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13. Non sequitur? I barely and Robin shall restore amends!

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14. No farms, no food; no ranch, no dude.

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong, April 9, 2020
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15. septic work sucks shit

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong, April 9, 2020
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16. "Go to the theatre to clear your head," just like 'ol Abe Lincoln said

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17. Live fast, eat ass, be sure to chew (or you'll get gas!)

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18. You can pick you clothes, you can pick your nose, but during quarantine, stay away from your bros and ho’s.

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19. Like John F Kennedy once said, “Dallas sure is beautiful this time of...”

    By O’DoyleRules!, April 9, 2020
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20. I have more chins than a Chinese fat person.

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21. Your mom's so caring, she filled my mouth with herring. She's a bird. I am too.

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22. Pump yourself before you hump yourself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 9, 2020
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23. When will Damon Wayans weigh in on the way into Marlon Wayans' icy cold heart?

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter, April 9, 2020
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24. Everybody pants down!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 9, 2020
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25. Spank yourself before you crank yourself.

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