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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My cleats in the streets make my feets in the sheets smell like shit.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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  2. One if by land and two if by sea. Prescribe what you can doc, it burns when I pee.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 248 views

  3. Imagine no pants, it’s easy if you work from home.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Support for Deez Nuts is provided by your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Bang a gong with Long Duc Dong, get it on with King Wayne Kong

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. A bush in the bird is worth bird in the two.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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  7. They say easy come, easy go -- but I've never been able to successfully masturbate and poop at the same time

    By AuntFlovid19,
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  8. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, or you might get hungry seeing all those delicious chickens you've counted.

    By AuntFlovid19,
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  9. Pinkies Out, Stinkies In, Gird Your Loins For Some Kinky Sin

    By Hurgle Durgle,
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  10. Honestly, this feels like the part of the zombie movie that everyone skips.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  11. Quarantine? I barely know teen.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  12. It's not over...til it's overkill.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  13. The Only Tick Talk Kids Need Is a Frank Discussion About Lyme Disease

    By AuntFlovid19,
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  14. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it wakeboard.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  15. I have to wait til it rains to get a shower, which sux.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris?

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  17. Y'all got fake poo?

    By Shankly,
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  18. If you're going King Kong on your Ding Dong, you're doing that Thing Wrong.

    By Hockaloogie,
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  19. You can munch my butt and you can suck my nutts but Dont you ever Nut my sucks or Bunch my Mutts!

    By Pendleton Tiptoes,
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  20. Computers hate it when you press CTRL, ALT, DELETE; fucks up their whole day.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I’m just trying to get some blood into my genitals.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Sometimes I worry some people really are just trying to get it wet, there’s more to life than it being wet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. If you think you’ve been waiting a long time for the second cumming of Christ just talk to Jesus’s wife, she hasn’t gotten laid in 2000 years.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. It's a slippery slope when you puff on the dope.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. If whiffs of butts were candy and nuts my uncle wouldn’t be in prison.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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