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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Have you ever been to the sewage treatment plant in Chicago? AKA The Windy Shitty

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. In every generation a Slayer is born and releases an album called "Reign in Blood" OR ....

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. You can shear a sheep many times, but skin them only once. It's $10 to sheer, $45 to skin. Will you be paying with cash or card?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. 'Almost' doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades, and for handshoes and horse grenades, we only count the 'almosts'. Now...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. hummus on everything, except hummus, cos hummus on hummus is homogeneous

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Coca-Koala is the best-selling marsupial flavored soda on the market, narrowly beating out Mountain Roo

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Assumptions are a dangerous thing. Because when you assume you make an ass out of you and meerkats.

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  8. If a flute and a clarinet got into a fight who woodwind?

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  9. The first time Bill & Leesa had sexual congress, she vetoed his motion to table but he filibustered the shit out of her while Paul Ryan watched.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  10. I love to raw-dog with Doggy Daddy in the Doggy Days of Auggy Doggy.

    By jerseypin,
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  11. Koala! Kangaroo! That's not a knife! Shrimp on the barbie! Fosters! Vegemite! No rules just right! Thongs! Coriolis effect! I'M ONE OF YOU NOW.

    By EricWeaver,
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  12. You can't make an omelette without eggs, you stupid, STUPID wannabe omelette-maker.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Was your mother raised in a whore barn? Because she looks just like a horse I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Baz Luhrmann Had 4 brothers, Jazz Luhrmann, Razzmatazz Luhrmann, Jason Mraz Luhrmann and Chazz Luhrmann, No one liked Chazz Luhrmann.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. I missed the finale of Frasier, did he ever figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. In Australia you have the Wiggles, in America we call it Parkinson's disease.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. (Too long to put in the title)

    By IguanaArcana,
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  18. Can we just calm down and agree that yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the Coast Guard issues a "Fat Mama on the Beac

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. You'd get back to work if you had any sense, but the one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  20. "I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Big news for us! We're pregnant! And by 'we' I mean 'you'. And by 'us' I also mean 'you'. I don't date no weird Junior ass pregnant men.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. The Three Extreme L's of Real Estate - Location, Location WOAHCATION.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. You know what they say? Small hands - cheaper gloves.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Where wolf? Were wolf? We're wolf. Queerwolf. Dr. Suess' lost manuscript finally uncovered!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Sheep should be shorn and not herd.

    By SideofMcG,
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