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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Chunk-Infused Horse Clumps For Gently Used Quartz Lumps

    By Belinda The Stupid Fish,
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  2. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  3. Please come take back your cats. I'm really allergic.

    By BarnHen,
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  4. In the throws of ecstatic passion, I accidentally slipped out of one hole and into another. Needless to say, my bowling game was off that night.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. I hope that Doug Stanhope is a fan of other Dudes named Doug. That's my Doug Stanhope Doug Stan Hope.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Red sky by night. That's bad probably. Red sky by morning. Normal I guess.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  7. Cupid's arrow, straight and narrow. Cupid's peen, shaped like a bean.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  8. If you're talking Best Animated Short you just gotta talk about Martin

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  9. Just a couple of Dad Bods holding onto their Thick Rods

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. Liar Liar Pants Umpire! Pants Umpire? What's a Pants Umpire?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  11. Kissing is very chill.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. It's important to remember that for people with allergies, every month is "No-nut November".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. The problem with tongue Twister is the board gets covered in saliva.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. 9 out of 10 kid-knee doctors are pro knee-pad.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. The inventor of the dildo saw a need and filled it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. If lemonade is a drink then marmalade should be as well.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Cream always rises, shit always sinks and creamy shit is right there in the middle.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. The Doctor was a woman, the Nurse was a man, but unfortunately for the patient, the Surgeon was a child.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Slip your Robert Downey Jr blanket inside my Ava Duvernay cover

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Find me in the shower, find me in the shed. I'm resting here in power, I'm wishing I were dead.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. Man this economy's really tanked. I'm just glad I have plans tonight.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. Some men manspread; some mansplain. Kick my nuts, please; I like pain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Buy me some chinos and make some mojitos—these mom jeans aren’t going to sell themselves!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  24. Opinions are like assholes: everybody wants one in their face but is afraid to ask for it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 207 views

  25. Crack a window, air it out, ‘cause daddy’s driving with his stick shift out!

    By El Chico Malo,
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