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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 469 views

  2. How many room keys do I need?? I don’t know. 20?

    By ratingsjedi,
    • 1 reply
    • 417 views

  3. Ned fled Fred for something he'd said about how Ed had fed Fred his cock.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 452 views

  4. I can't be agoraphobic, some of my best friends are open spaces.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 403 views

  5. You can take the boy outta Liverpool, but you can't take out the pool boy's liver.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 407 views

  6. I hit rock bottom when he said "we screwed the pooch" but I couldn't remember fucking our dog. 12 steps later... i bought a cat.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 574 views

  7. Burps are food ghosts trying to reach heaven.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 447 views

  8. "One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 435 views

  9. How about a sundress for that smörgåsbord?

    By Schnickpot,
    • 1 reply
    • 515 views

  10. The revolution will be televised, and my fast food meal will be supersized.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 1 reply
    • 409 views

  11. Behind the candelabra sits the dreaded chuppacabra, in a picture with Chewbacca. Titty poopoo. Titty kaka.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 435 views

  12. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach Beyoncé to fish and I’m all, “Yass Queen, slay”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 467 views

  13. Dim sum for my real friends, real sums for my dim friends.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 438 views

  14. Excuse me waiter, there’s a hair in my soup. I specifically asked for a band-aid.

    By MarkDowling,
    • 1 reply
    • 486 views

  15. olafs a hebrrrr: ooo! one of the frozen people.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 640 views

  16. A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 383 views

  17. Let pee who cast the blast get stoned first

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 392 views

  18. Thanks for listening to the all catchphrase show this week's listener podcast submission comes from Scott Aukerman, yeesh what a stupid name. Thank

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 1 reply
    • 581 views

  19. shit is full of corn, corn is full of shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 772 views

  20. Snickers really satisfies, but only Milky Way makes me cum.

    By ratingsjedi,
    • 1 reply
    • 516 views

  21. I’m grieving the thieving of my Lamborghini and the fraught thought of a con’s tush in my Countach.

    By MattyWox,
    • 1 reply
    • 492 views

  22. First they came for the mimes, and I did not speak out, because I was a mime.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 535 views

  23. Do bricks get excited when they're about to get laid? I imagine they're rock-hard!

    By CamComicCorner,
    • 1 reply
    • 595 views

  24. Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, but at least he knew how to take a joke.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 451 views

  25. Air conditioner? Not a fan.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 464 views
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