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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Here at Olive Garden you're family, so you'll be testifying at next week's custody hearing.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
    • 1 reply
    • 328 views

  2. Mighty hermaphroditey!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I asked you what time it is and you said “twelve oh seven.” But “O” is a letter, not a number, so that is some kind of code.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 172 views

  4. We all a bunch of freaks in here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. It ain't real Donkey Sauce if Guy doesn't punch you in the back of the head before he's finished.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Actually, My name is Shawn-Jacob Jingle-Hymer-Schmidt, but that's a totally understandable mistake.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 187 views

  7. Surfin is survived by his Father, Larry, his cousins Jail and Jay, his Wife, Tweety and their Daughter, Pretty.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 187 views

  8. Remember when White Cheddar was Fancy?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 188 views

  9. My Mom is famous for her Subs and she makes a great sandwich too.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 153 views

  10. a house divided against itself cannot stand. seriously, don’t build that house. you’ll get your construction license revoked

    By grumblegoose,
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    • 264 views

  11. The lotion said to "apply liberally", so I put it on and aborted all my neighbor's guns

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  12. Whoever queefed it beefed it

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 179 views

  13. All those ninja weapons, and in the end, all it took to defeat the Ninja Turtles was this single plastic straw

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Rebooting Star Trek but it's set in my basement and all about my friends the pigeons that I keep down and who tell me to burn things. Gonna call it Star Peck and the blazing fire of retribution.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I put chattering teeth in my boxer shorts. "That won't bite me in the ass later," I foolishly thought.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  16. Would you risk it for a biscuit? Would you venture for some dentures? Dr. Suess ain't got nuthin' on me,

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 167 views

  17. There ain't no time like the present. That's bullshit. How about the past? That was ages ago and I wasn't as fat then.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Though thine biscuit be whisk'rous, thou shan't be my mistress

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  19. People say the term “assless chaps” is redundant, but not for me. I got a real flat butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Man, I can't believe Uncle Wienercheeks turned out to be a pervert

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 157 views

  21. What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, the other killed my dad & made it look like a suicide

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 157 views

  22. Kinda wild that a travel company hired Captain Kirk to be their mascot and they never made him say any Kirk shit

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 136 views

  23. Your corset be lookin tite as hell, my broseph.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 179 views

  24. That Triangle Shirtwaist Factory was lit, yo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 181 views

  25. The Hindenburg? That was some straight fire, bruh.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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