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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She sells "she sells seashells by the seashore" needlepoint signs in her etsy shop

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. Hamburglar? I hardly know glar!

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 236 views

  3. Everybody knows there's no such thing as a consensus

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 229 views

  4. Send another round of mayonnaise to the gentlemen at the end of the bar, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass. Guess I'll chew bubblegum.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Is Oedipus a DC Comics character? Cause you know he's always gettin' that mother box.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 261 views

  7. Eat my Cheeto dust home skillet. Circa the 90's.

    By Facelist,
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  8. What does keto mean?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. What if Thanos snapped into a Slim Jim instead?

    By Facelist,
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  10. Sandy farts and butter tarts at my beachside bakery. If you want sea shells ask the white girl with dreads in the kiosk beside me.

    By Facelist,
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    • 186 views

  11. i’m just a jim looking for my pam, now put on this wig and pound my ham

    By grumblegoose,
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  12. Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Need I remind you that you are under oath? Do you now or have ever liked bigg butts?

    By Facelist,
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    • 170 views

  13. I have a moon in my boot

    By Facelist,
    • 2 replies
    • 236 views

  14. The bidet may be better than toilet paper, but nothing is better than butt scootin' on shag.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 268 views

  15. Laughter is my drug and podcasts are my dealer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. God is my copilot. Urkel is my Air Marshal. The flight attendants are all of the Doctors Who. This plane kicks ass.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  17. Scrappy-Doo was annoying, but he was right - you CAN just beat up the guy in the mask

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  18. Schwarzenegger explaining vaguely where his twig is, "Stick around."

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Vivaldi role-playing in the bedroom, "I'll be Bach."

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Does this movie take place in the Guy Fieri Cinematic Flavorverse?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Yes, I'm a detective named Richard, but that's not why everybody calls me "dick."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. I've got a fat peen, if ya know what I mean!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. You know what? I made it weird, my bad. I should have referred to you as “our guest here” and not “this pigeon-toed cunt.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. When you play the game of Schwarzeneggers and DeVitos, you Twin or you die.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  25. “Whatever our butts are made of, his and mine are the same.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views
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