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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “My turd is no bird; and no net ensnares it: it is free human turd with an independent will, which it now exerts to leave me.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. If you hated "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," then you're sure to love "Brotherhood of the Reclusive Jockstrap!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Until they invent a machine that finds my motionless body on the kitchen floor... I guess its marriage for me!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  4. The F, in F. Murray Abraham, stands for Fartsucker. I’d go by “Murray” too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I beg Americans with this one weird tip to increase penis size to throw out this food.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Maybe the sun don't shine in YOUR ass

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Dear mascara, I already have amazing-looking eyes, thank you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. I put way too much salt in these mashed potatoes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. What did the turkey do to God to get permanent face nards

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Everybody calls me Creamsicle, 'cause I am pale, I love oranges, and I have sickle cell anemia.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Someone poisoned my food…with shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my iPhone.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. If you’re in London be careful when you ask someone where you can find some chapstick. Because you may end up like me with someone’s dick in your hand.

    By Space jamming,
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  14. If someone asks you if you’re ticklish. Respond, very much so, and I also have explosive diarrhea.

    By Space jamming,
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  15. They say you have to play the hand you’re dealt. To hell with that! Grab the cards away from the other players and play their hands!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. The love of a Bavarian baker changed me forever. He filled me with his cream and now I’m an eclair.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Thanks to inflation, a bird isn't worth shit anymore. Hand OR bush.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Top 5 Fingers With Access To Your Holes (Number 4 Will SHOCK You)

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. A man who hated redundancy died this morning. Now he's gone forever, and always will be.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, shit yourself. Right now! There's no stopping us if we all do it together!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I like my coffee how I like my women, needlessly complicated in a way that irritates Starbucks employees

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Your Bank don't want you to know these ten tips for committing fraud.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Friends are like flowers in the garden of life. Enemies are like flies in the shit-heap of death.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. The beefy queefy has gone down as the worst selling item ever at Carl’s Jr.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Aparently shitting on the bed isn't 'just a language barrier'. Ok Susan, how about you tell that to my french dog.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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