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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. best part of waking up.

    By jarrycanada,
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  2. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, baffling doctors, but not mother, whose secret spoon fetish would lead my family to a life of poverty.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Looks like 911 was an inside dog days of summer are over folks!

    By ReganPatterson,   
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  4. They say that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. But I studied for this shit, so brang it, amigo!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. The difference between sarcasm and irony is that the former is a "fuck you" and the latter is a "fuck me". OR IS IT?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I'm not trying to sound like an asshole, but poop poop fart fart diarrhea

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. I am become Fat, destroyer of Tim-Tams.

    By Paranoid Hemorrhoid,
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  9. I don't mean to be Frank but could I please have that wiener Caught Stalkerman?

    By PatHurley,
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  10. Henry stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Who, him? Yes, him. I think it was him. It was definitely him.

    By Velveetajesus,   
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  11. I'm here to fight, suck dick and chew bubblegum. Now I've already done one and I like to chew bubblegum after I suck dick so take off your pants.

    By Greavesy91,
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  12. The city of Melbourne used to be called Batmania. And the V in Batman v Superman stands for Victoria and Superman used to be called Marsupial-man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Hey, I'm no Alfred Einstein but I know famous scientist's names.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. You could visit a new Australian beach every day for over 27 years. It’s called being homeless.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. It was pretty embarrassing to come from a land down under, but in my defense I hadn't masturbated in over two weeks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I feel like fighting for survival in a postapocalyptic wasteland is Mad Minimum and yelling antisemitic slurs at a cop is Mad Max.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. In Australia there are more kangaroos than people. And less kangaroo people than Tank Girl would have me believe.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Fosters: Australian for not your real parents.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Will the owner of a 2016 Jared Leto please report to the restroom, your Jared Leto is frightening our janitor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Spotlight on Melbourne: A city struggling to recover after the year's harvest was once again destroyed by Nicholas Cave and His Bad Seeds.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Traveling with your pet and want to give them the comfort of a two-time Oscar winner? Try the new Cate Blanchett Crate Blanket.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. We saw where they shot Mad Max today. Not the movie, the homeless man.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Under the pump I'd root my mate's fannypack.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  24. Shoot the moon, shoot the stars, shoot your load.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  25. This Clockwork Orange podcast is brought to you by a little of the old In-N-Out Burger.

    By dirtyvicar,
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