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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My neighbor and his girlfriend are unaware that they recently made a sex tape. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  2. Brought a knife to a gunfight the other day. Stabbed both the gun guys. They were like, whaaat

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Hey, buddy, the other passengers don’t like having to see your dingleberries. We LOVE having to see them!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Mini Drivers drink Mini sodas

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Nothing like a baby bonnet covered in the baby’s vomit.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Showed my Pogs to Armie Hammer... then that scoundrel ate my slammer!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. TIMBER! Is what I would say to warn people in the area if we were cutting down trees. We’re just testing out these rocket launchers though, so go ahead and fire away boys

    By grumblegoose,
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  8. I’m like an iceberg, there’s a lot more to me than first meets the eye. Also like an iceberg, I’m responsible for the sinking of dozens of seagoing vessels

    By grumblegoose,
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  9. Hey girl, are you Waldo? Because I just read a book that taught me all about invading your privacy for no ethically defendable reason

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. I'm here to eat ass or chew bubble gum - either way, you're about to get sticky.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. You need to keep a positive mental attitude. And also a positive non-mental attitude.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. If you show fear, it’s all over. That’s why I’m terrified of fear.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. I don’t make the rules, I just think of them, write them down, and distribute them for enforcement

    By grumblegoose,
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  14. If you teach a man to fish he might think you’re his grandpa and ask you for college money. So just don’t.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. well, now that you mention it, this one hundred dollar bill does look an awful lot like a rubber chicken. hey, wait a minute! somebody stop that clown car!

    By grumblegoose,
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  16. Let us bow our heads and comede. Bang bang

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  17. red sky at night, sailor’s delight. red sky at morning, sailors take warning. red sky at noon, sailors sing out of tune. red sky in august, sailors eat sawdust

    By grumblegoose,
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  18. OK this challenge has a much lower difficulty level, right?, but that doesn’t make it any easier.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. I have no food in my belly. But I have tons of food in my booty. Cucumbers, bananas, etc.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. if you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk. if you give him a glass of milk, he’ll need to use your bathroom for about two hours, the mouse neglected to tell you he’s severely lactose intolerant

    By grumblegoose,
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  21. I can eat literally anything. Jupiter, the Crimean War, Utilitarianism, just to name a few.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Hachi machi, where’s my hitachi!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. I went to the bathroom in your bedroom. I then went to the bathroom in your messenger bag. It isn’t really about rooms, I guess. It’s about diarrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Not ONE painter asked Jesus to strike a fun pose while he was on the cross? Amateurs

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. She told me she likes subs. Now I gotta pretend to be a submissive, sandwich-loving U-boat captain just to cover all the bases.

    By StopEatingBees,
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