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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Anjelica Huston, we have a problem. the number two engine has failed and mission control mistakenly gave us your phone number instead of theirs

    By grumblegoose,
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  2. where are my manners? I should’ve offered you a piece of my mind. you’re rude, self-important, and you’re always handing out unsolicited criticisms to everyone you meet

    By grumblegoose,
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  3. That needle was in Witness Protection. Now it's gonna have to become a pushpin and move to a totally different haystack. Dick.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. I saw a Hummer with one tiny clown in it, and that was pretty funny too

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. we live in a society based on sobriety but without some impropriety my dad never would’ve sired me

    By grumblegoose,
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  6. this land is your land, this land is my land, and now that we’ve agreed upon that, let’s move on to the dicier issues of shipping lanes and mineral rights

    By grumblegoose,
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  7. and on the eighth day, the lord said: let there be spacious mid-size crossover SUVs with affordable down payments and low interest rates

    By grumblegoose,
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  8. Shut the barn door, you're lettin all the wiener out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I wouldn't say I have an arthropod fetish, but I think we can all agree that the shapely thorax of a trilobite is enough to give any man a pre-Cambrian explosion

    By FancyDuke,
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  10. He's making a list, he's checking it twice, you ain't getting shit if you don't worship Christ

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Milk, milk, urinate, round the corner poop is pooped

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I'm just a boy, standing in front of a drive-thru speaker, asking it for a quick beejer behind the menu board before my shift starts

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Live your life like Scott Stapp, with your pp on the outside

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Eh, I've seen bigger Daddies Kane.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Grimace must die

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t buy me love

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. Abraham asks Bebraham ”Would you like some Zebra-Ham?”

    By Viennese Tease,
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  18. Catch phrase submission

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  19. A car jacking is a very different crime in the Pixar universe.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I'M GOING OUT LIKE I CAME IN: FEET FIRST THROUGH MY MOTHER'S VAG!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Usually I don’t have to explain the mechanics of xenomorphing my ass.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. Catch Phrase

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  23. Catch phrase

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  24. Don’t call me loose until you yell in my caboose

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  25. Do you think Bruce Wayne ever wanders through Gotham Zoo, looks at the different animals, and wonders "What if?"

    By Pound Foolish,
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