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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you wake up in your swamp and are no longer green, you might be a red Shrek.

    By Betchphrase,
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    • 161 views

  2. What Jamaican? A pizza?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 175 views

  3. I have no interest in boobies, blue-footed or otherwise.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  4. Think Wikifeet is kinky?! Wait'll you get a load of Wikiweenus!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 163 views

  5. Threedom isn't free, but like many Earwolf podcasts, you can find it on Stitcher Premium. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 198 views

  6. Two in the A, M, or the V? I'll do my best, having only one D. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 195 views

  7. I held in a sneeze once. My butthole popped out, becoming an outie, and now I have a long, pink, tail like an opossum.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 167 views

  8.  Keep honking, I'm downloading. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 206 views

  9. And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 141 views

  10. I give it two thumbs up! Way up… your mom’s ass!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 168 views

  11. We are podcasting live today from Mouthsounds, Missouri

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  12. The winner of Best New Slur With No Target Group is “Clinker.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 220 views

  13. I can eat literally anything. I can also eat figuratively anything.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 170 views

  14. I've never saved a life with the Heimlich maneuver but I have saved countless lives with the HAIM-Lick maneuver.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. You can't please all the people all the time. Only MouthBot 5000 can do that, and he's getting on in years

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 144 views

  16. Walk up the Stairway to Heaven or fall down it, either way gets you there

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 123 views

  17. You gotta just DIY, which stands for… shit! I can’t remember what it stands for! We need an expert to Google it for us.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 155 views

  18. Un-pack my fudge, say you love me again

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  19. Public transport isn't funny to me. I just never got the bus.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. After I mated with my bicycle I became a spokesperson.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 166 views

  21. While my style got slicker, I got sicker. Now I'm cool as fuck but my immune system sucks.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  22. Carlos Mencia stole my catchphrase.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Who's afraid of Virgina State's dwindling wolf community? I think that was the name of the film anyway. Check it out.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 186 views

  24. I can't believe Scott pays 500 dollars PER catchphrase.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 155 views

  25. You have a poor vocabulary. You need the exact opposite. Shit! I forget what you call it but it’s like a “SOMETHING” vocabulary.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 167 views
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