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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Batters averaged .308 against the throws of April with runners in scoring position.

    By dhxlive,
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  2. I make a great first impression... by which I mean to say: people mostly liked me as a baby.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  3. Allllllllrighty, then! Bruce Allllllllmighty, now!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Rick Semper Moranis...That Could Be Something, Right?

    By PatFreeburn,
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  5. A podcast with interviews of interesting people!? Sign me up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start !

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Where have all the cowboys gone? My guess is the poon saloon. They should be there till noon.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. You have diabetes.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Have you tried Harry's new aftershave? It's the Post-Shave Balm!

    By SirVizzle,
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  9. Welcome to the iPod broadcast, I hope you enjoy it more than the last, but not as much as the next.

    By Mister Smart,
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  10. I'm an Ionian but I don't own Ian, in fact I owe Ian an odious Odeum of appropriate opprobrium

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Loki's low-key lanky lemur's favorite bone besides the femur's seen between both scheme and schemer.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. the dow jones

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. T minus ate seconds? Well what he have for firsts?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Jack slew the mighty giant. Then he slew his giant wife. There's a sex tape of it but you gotta sift through the sea of midget porn to find it.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Moskeeters aint thonly fossil't get trapped in amber cuz what about that little ole johnny depp feller there, gyuhch?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Someone posted a debatable listicle nit-picking my detestable testicles and although I was skeptical I must say my testicles ARE a spectacle.

    By BigBoyJared,
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  17. Diamond's are a girl's best friend, but existential horror is forever. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  18. Cornrows were developed in 1772 when row men would sell corn to the natives. It was an attempt to copy the style of the cooler natives.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. The orginal "Undercover Boss" featured her majesty Queen Elizabeth undercover dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. Iā€™d give my left nut for five minutes alone with your furry squirrel-lady friend.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I'll poop when I'm dead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Oh man, she really opened up a can of worms last night which was fortunate because I'm a talking catfish and hadn't eaten since breakfast.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Adam and Eve, not Subtractam and Eve.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Cock a doodle do as I say, not as I dooby-dooby-do

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. During the next ice age I would hate to be one of those people who freak out over flag burning because they're going to have to make a choice (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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