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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I never knew pork pies were considered a delicacy, but since they named a hat after it, it must be pretty darn tasty.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. What kind of sad piece of human refuse records a podcast episode on Thanksgiving?

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. If this keeps up I'm going to tell on Trump to the admins

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Hello popcorn, my old friend / I've come to sit with you again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" about a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. When the head umpire yells "Strike!"', how come all the other umpires keep working?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. There ain't no party like a Nazi party, 'cause a Nazi party don't stop.

    By MrMoxie,
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  8. You're no match for my evaporation ray Water man

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Topical morning to ya

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. He guards galaxies, I eat Milky Ways. Chris Pratt and I have a lot in common.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Ready for liftoff! T-minus... hot water is just a bunch of dry leaves in a bag.

    By Chunk Manmusk,   
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  12. Sometimes I look up at the stars and wonder.... "Do these celebrities know I'm hiding under their floorboards?"

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. I'll take scary clowns over friendly mimes every single time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. The only thing harder than narrowing your Mt. Rushmore of Rap...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  15. The only thing that rhymes with "traffic" is "Giraffe Fic," my new erotic sub-genre coming soon to TNT this Fal

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. "I don't give an 'F!'l Vanna White shouted as she stomped off the set of her game show

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  17. Being world-famous is better than my brother who is known the world around for being spun off of a merry-go-round. He is "whirled famous"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. real women have nerves

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. E.T. new phone. Who dis?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Thus far extend, thus far thy bounds, this be thy just Circumference, O World.

    By Schnickpot,
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  21. You may think I am grasping at straws a bit with this one, and your right! I wrote this catchphrase while playing straw fingers!

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. His second book, "Fantastical Beastiality, Where to Stick It" initiated a golden era in wizard beast relations.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. Ive flung a tonne of cum since records begun but this none as fun as this one.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Just a reminder that Santa might come to take you away at any time this holiday season. Please have your affairs in order

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Need help finding that perfect gift? Well, fuck you

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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