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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, are you the 90° part of a right triangle? Because your two friends are a-cute

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. I'm not always on the edge of my seat, but when I am, it's a bicycle seat. And it's working my taint like the Konami code

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  3. Baby, are your feet tired? ‘Cause you’ve been in that walker for over an hour.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. At the porn store I pay cash; then I go home and mash.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Google for the important stuff. Bing for the porn and muff

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  6. You say “bumping uglies” like it’s a bad thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I can feel it coming in the air tonight! Just please don't get any on my glasses this time

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Necessity is the mother of invention, but who's the father? We'll find out next on an all-new Maury

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Little known fact: milk is and acronym for moo induced lactate kool-aid

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  10. I heard there was a secret chord, it was pretty bad, the Lord shit His pants

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. At a certain level of stinkiness, it is illegal to fart on someone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Much like any macroeconomic environment my dick has a choice between inflation or unemployment.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Call me the fed because my rate of interest has been at 0% for a long time and shows no sign of increasing.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Trying to convince my dad to get a divorce so I can make some step-brother porn.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. I actually hate practical effects.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Tell me I matter while I empty my bladder.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. A dance crew walks into a bar, and they get SERVED

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, get me a drink! But it's also breakfast somewhere, so put eggs in it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Our hearts and prayers go out to menstruating hemophiliacs everywhere.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Shoutout to buffalo for being the first LGBTQ allies, raising strong and sexy bi-sons for nearly 2 million years.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? NyQuil

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!!!! YEEAA!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Watch me whip my nay nay

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. No, Tomatoes, please!!!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but every one of those ways ends in a serious uproar about animal rights.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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