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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't make me make you tell me that it's opposite day. Again.

    By Robert_Yune,   
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  2. Earwigs for the earwolves so they look like proper British judges

    By Robert_Yune,   
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  3. Here comes Shrek. Swimming from the shipwreck. Bringing home that paycheck. About to stab you in the neck.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  4. Napoleon's sister Caroline arranged for him a mistress who gave birth to a child thus proving his fertility. This led him to divorce his first love...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. it was justified and I'd do it again

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  6. Shampoodler's suggestions are always head and shouldlers above the rest

    By gordonvision,
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  7. oh god i messed up this submission

    By JayBourgeois,
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  8. It's all doom and gloom until you hit rock bottom. Then it's tits and pussy my broham!

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  9. Eenie meenie miney Moe, Larry, Curly, Corny / Catch a tiger by has balls and ask him if he's horny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. No no, I've never served in the Military. I'm Gastrointestinal Joe.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. They say Beetlejuice is the ghost with the most but the poor guy doesn't even have a child bride.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Fact: Teddy Roosevelt’s daughter Alice had a pet garter snake named Emily Spinach.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick a banjo, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose with a banjo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. U Tattoing U2 on Me? Is the joke I should have made in episode 3 of that show.

    By LesterPipps,
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  15. Time to meet Sally in the alley, now that I'm done with Gene in the latrine.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Be true to your school and completely unfaithful to your regular house of worship.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. If you count your chickens before they hatch, don't forget to palm your balls. Fleece, not a wad.

    By LarryMcMuffin,
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  18. They say you gotta take a Risk but try telling that to the board game salesman!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. Welcome to Comedy Beef Barn! I'm Steak Aukerman, and I'd like to introduce Lauren Lambkus and Pork F. Tompkins, but they aren't here.

    By JayBourgeois,   
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  20. "Echo" is probably the word that is yelled the most yelled word.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. Just want to let everyone know at once that you should all keep a blanket in your car. This will be the only blanket reminder blanket reminder

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. You lie like a rug! Is your name Miss. Leading !?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Should it not be dancing ON the streets?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. You can keep your friends close, and you can keep your enemies closer, but you can't keep your friends clothes in your enemies nose, weirdos

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. I found the mattress by the pontoon boat sliding toward her colon.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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