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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A turd in the hand is worth two Kalahari bushmen dollars.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 434 views

  2. A turducken is a duck stuffed into a chicken stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a cruel and horrible world that the universe would be better off without.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. A turkey ate my grits and it didn't even kiss them first

    By SteveH,
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  4. A turtledove does as the turtles do, but turtlelove makes more turtle goo.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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    • 388 views

  5. A tush in the hand is worth two in the bush

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  6. A tussle, a tassel, a basket full of wrasslin' vassals, I wrote a letter to Aunt Jemima and lost my virginity to yo mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 439 views

  7. A tweakers delight: 2 bedroom no bathroom motorhome seeks dedicated junkie for short term residence

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. A twisty tisk is risky business, but a squishy bisque is frisky, isn’t it?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 251 views

  9. A vampire can’t come inside you unless you ask them to.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 174 views

  10. A vampire who backs bare-assed into a crucifix has hot cross buns.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 346 views

  11. A Very Dear And Close Friend Of Mine Passed Away Just A Few Days Ago

    By denzquix,
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  12. A very fancy mashed pork product is a damn glam ham jam.

    By Yabadabadook,   
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  13. A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  14. A violent, lurid abomination that manages to be an affront to god, nature, and man. Parents will enjoy it too. Three and a half stars.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 375 views

  15. A vote for me is a vote against those fat cats in Washington! Eat a dick President Garfield

    By BesidesIllegal,
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  16. A Wack Game Alert has been issued for the 3-block area around Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 512 views

  17. A waistcoat battles it out with a denim cut-off for the affections of a v-neck sweater, this week on Vestworld.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 287 views

  18. A walk around the block is like a walk around the clock, move enough hands and you can advance yourself!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 232 views

  19. A warehouse is a person that becomes a house during a full moon.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  20. A warm glow permeates the air as I Scott Aukerman mark this elevator as my territory by the right of manifest destiny.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 374 views

  21. A warm smile is the universal language of kindness and a serious indicator of a problematic fever

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 369 views

  22. A warm smile is the universal language of kindness and a serious indicator of a problematic fever. Get that checked out

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 375 views

  23. A Warning to all you Uggos out there: Comedy never pulls out in threes.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 303 views

  24. A watched hand never plays, but a watched man never sprays, so stop watching me jerk off, Karen

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 384 views

  25. A watched pot never boils and you're not even a pot.

    By TristanMcgregor,   
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