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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You know, I bet Henry Rollins is lifting right now.

    By J.D. Dogg,
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  2. I want a woman who's a Shrek in the streets and a puss in the boots.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  3. Our specials today include Pheasant Under Ass, which is just a naked dude sitting on a bird. I'd stick to the Cobb Salad.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Sure, crappling hooks will get you to the top of buildings, but the stench isn't really worth it

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. San Die-go outside and get some fresh air every once in awhile, nerds.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Comic Con-doms prevent pregnancy by carrying on about Dr. Who for 30 minutes every time you try to have sex

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. general gaddafi don't half make me laughy - his idea of security was a trial version of McAfee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Whenever I wake up, and I put on my makeup I say a little prayer for you. ALL HAIL SATAN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR FOR HE WILL SOON CONSUME US ALL! ahmen.

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  9. Colostomy bag? No no no doctor, colostoYOU bag.

    By CornOnTheKebab,
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  10. Don't shoot the messenger. There's a bounty on him and the King wants him alive, for butt stuff.

    By CornOnTheKebab,
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  11. It's 10 p.m., do you know where in the world carmen san diego is?

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  12. I'm not saying JFK was a bad president, I'm just saying it's silly that his parents named him after an airport

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  13. Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray: This week on "Guys we Fuck'd"

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Well, Father, if that's what you're charging for an exorcism then I think I'm just gonna buy a new tent

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  15. Sports News, High Flues, Jimmy Choos and Subarus - this is some garage sale.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Cleopatra bathed in milk. Earthworm Jim bathed in silk.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Iceberg Ahoy, Hey, Yo! Iceberg Hooray, Hey, Ho. No punchline.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Biggie Smalls, Smallie Bigs. Decisions decisions. Who knew your penis needed a nickname by the eve of your Bar Mitzvah? The clock is ticking and I'm n

    By CornOnTheKebab,
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  19. For some reason, my wife doesn't appreciate me referring to her as "the white whale I finally harpooned." Thanks, Melville.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Much like Sisyphus, dung beetles push around big balls of shit.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. May your baby powder inspire baby power

    By ZantorTheMagician,
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  22. We begin with the riveting story of Quasihomo, the bisexual hunchback!

    By whatWOODENjesusDO,
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  23. Ah behold the bi-corn, much like the unicorn except it honks when you squeeze it!

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  24. Jesus take the wheel, because I've been drinking all day and just ingested bath salts.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW

    By yodellingwalrus,
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