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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to episode number 500 and Bajillion cast member appearance number 600.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Pardon me waiter, Harrison Ford just killed my family with his vintage aero plane.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 359 views

  3. Call it a hunch, but I think Satan had a hand in the formation of Huey Lewis and the News

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  4. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the only podcast not inspired by that one episode of The Twilight Zone

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  5. Outside of a dog, there's some fur, two floppy ears, a wet nose, several paws, etc.

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?

    By Schnickpot,
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  7. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. I've grown horns overnight—two dollars to hang something from them, five dollars to honk one!

    By Schnickpot,
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  9. Sunny in June, buy one balloon. Sunny in July, the balloon turns out to be a cyclops' eye: pop it and escape!

    By Schnickpot,
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  10. I once considered a life of crime, but mum said I needed to be back by 9pm.

    By Bigsmak,
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  11. Cheesy puffs are one thing, but puffy cheese? That's where we get into the really interesting textural dynamics.

    By Schnickpot,
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  12. There's always that one guy who doesn't like it when you say "Thore she blores!!"

    By Schnickpot,
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  13. This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."

    By Schnickpot,
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  14. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. automatic shiteings catching on

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Car thieves in movies never adjust the seat, but I can't stop hustling my nutsack

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  17. tubular bells and spherical whistles ain't got shit over satayed thistles

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. Please do accept this bouquet of sound and chatter, fair listeners: I just came back from the florist!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  19. I wanna be! You wannabe! We all wanna be-Wan Kenobi!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  20. Why was Six afraid of Seven?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny shaved is razor burned.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  22. Jism jism everywhere, but nary a drop to drink. Just kidding, I took a sip.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  23. Brand new telephone, may I ask who is calling? Sorry, I meant to say "who dis"?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. Brother's biscuits baked with butter made melancholy Mother mutter, "Daddy's doughnuts don't delight Daughter...But Grandma's pie is pretty tasty!"

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  25. money make: world go round, girl go down, Burl go town ?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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