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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Live from the Hollywood Bowl: Reanimated Beethoven & his bone-rattling band

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  2. Smiles Davis is the happiest jazz man in town.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Baby driver? I barely put a baby in her!

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. The earthquake shook Shaq's Shake Shack shake sack.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. I can't believe I've done this 500 times! Shitting in a Denny's parking lot, I mean.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. As we thrust gently to the hilt of July, let's have a moment of silence I swallowed a fly

    By DTFbatman,
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  7. I'm never wearing pants again, milky skeets have got no rhythm.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. a fresh a peppering of a previously a seperated a pop a references a now united in a glorious a new a compounded a entities a?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. He insisted I sit on his lap and call him "Papa". Only later did I learn Hemingway is dead and this was just a dirty old man by the sea.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. 1997. A motel room somewhere in Idaho. A lost satchel of Robert Frost’s socks. And an entrepreneur. It’s This American Bang Bang. I’m Ira Glasserman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Fucken, this has like, been My Favorite Bang Bang. Stay hotdogged, and don’t get heynonged. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee. HoHo want a cookie?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Tonight, City Council meets in the cornfield by Old Man Yog-Sothoth’s Washeteria to discuss the fog that has stolen your face. Welcome to Bangvale.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I grew up so poor, the only magazine my family could afford was Mud magazine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Albert Camus says "Nanu Nanu" in my fucked up French fan fiction!

    By Tomwaitsaround,
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  15. trumpaloompahs grumpy goombah's bumpy bazoongahs feel lumpy and ruineous

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. A man, a plan, a canal - colonoscopy!

    By BanjoCat,
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  17. Sure space is the final frontier but did you know face is the spinal top tier

    By spinney,
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  18. Hey, Dirty, baby I got your money...and this time spend it on school lunch like you're supposed to!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Moving back in with your parents is a great way to save money, so is not spending any.

    By spinney,
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  20. She says, "do you want fries with that?" and I go....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Darla likes Alfalfa's sprouts, much to Spanky's chagrin.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Gil-MORE Girls?? No thanks, I prefer Gil-LESS Girls. It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Eel.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. You know what they call a Bernie Mac in Paris? A Maclemorts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. If you meet a Nice Lyon in France, you won't be Bordeaux. You have nothing Toulouse and might even Louvre it.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. That Hitler fella really set the bar for drug-fueled dictators with micropenis.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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