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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm not what women would call a "tall drink of water." You could say that I'm a tumbler full of water though, because I do gymnastics and I'm bloated.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  2. I'd eat more salad if salad had four legs and wore horseshoes.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  3. Colin Firth will always be firth on my call sheet.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  4. I'll always remember where I was when I learned about spatial awareness and memory.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  5. Parking is such sweet sorrow.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  6. During their long run, doo-wop group, The Drifters, had some 60 members. Including many actual hobos.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  7. He's just a hut-beat away from the pizza-dency.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  8. Et two-ply, Brutus? Then dry, Caesar.

    By Nowhere Man,
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  9. This loose goose baba ganoush is an amuse bouche ya just can't squoosh

    By Squrd,
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  10. If I knew how much a woodchuck could chuck, then I probably wouldn't be on the phone with you right now, would I Mom?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. It doesn't matter that you've had your tetanus shot. You still shouldn't eat rust.

    By willypthree,
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  12. Don't worry, the Auckland Clinical Anatomy Team has your back! Everything else was sent to the Miami Anatomical Research Center

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. There's no "i" in "fail"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Peter Piper picked a pepper and now must be hanged for his high crimes

    By MrsHopewell,
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  15. I get confused whenever a woman describes herself as a MILF

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Weird Science? More like Beard Science, or, Hey Pass Me that Razor, based on the novel My Struggle by Karl Ove Knausgaard

    By MrsHopewell,
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  17. Yes, Jeff, I've had my fill. Thou shalt haunt me no longer, Jeff.

    By MrsHopewell,
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  18. You can do a Donkey Punch in Moscow that is not a Moscow Donkey Punch. It's just a Donkey Punch done in Moscow.

    By MrsHopewell,
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  19. "How's that for a new fish?" Said the one fish, two fish smiling at a bluefish.

    By MrsHopewell,
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  20. O Führer! Mein Führer!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Our opera about mollusk gatherers is going to be controversial, judging by the loud clammer in the audience on opening night

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. If I don't make it, please tell your wife I loved her!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Ethics? What's that? A new Teen Titan?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. but I thought Educating Rita was feminism, love

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Askjeeves not what Bing can Google for you, Askjeeves what animal has the largest penis.

    By Shampoodler,
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