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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I used to think I was an underdog, but a judge ruled it was just beastiality.

    By flavor of the weak,
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  2. Oh sure, when you do it's called taking a vacation when your family; but when I do it, it's called kidnapping

    By vodkabear,
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  3. All the poop came out of the holes all over my shoe like a god-damn play-doh spaghetti factory. It was a real croc of shit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. It's true, there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, but you kids are using that hole in the wall entirely wrong.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. I love my fur-babies so much but my wife insists I just call them babies and stop bringing her massive pubes, whence they emerged, into it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Porpity Portugal the Portuguese Porpoise

    By MrMoxie,
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  7. I'm wishin for a chicken and a pigeon in my kitchen 'cause it's bitchin in my kitchen with a pigeon and a chicken.

    By Costanza,
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  8. Thrice-spiced hive of politely high flies: tonight's a fine time to slice and splice that wry guys thigh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. My dong is long said king kong

    By Jay Diva,
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  10. You don't like the new Weezer album? Well, cry me a Rivers Cuomo!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. I'm getting to old for this shit! Someone bring me some shit that is more age appropriate!

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  12. I've got to get my props. / Cops come and try to snatch my crop tops.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  13. Oedipus

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Spare the A-Rod, spoil the A-child.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  15. Deadpools dog doesn't do do'dos ...

    By Bigsmak,
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  16. honk if you eat fussy

    By benstocksays,
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  17. Vages? We don't need no stinkin vages? Author's note: I realize this is offensive but vages rhymes with badges!

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Mark is a real shit head and not just because he has a scat fetish

    By KAys4Days,
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  19. If gooses are geese and mooses are moose, how many poops does your toilet hold?

    By Jay Diva,
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  20. Contessa, the kitchen stinks. Put some socks on you barefoot freak!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. There once was a writer named Bjorn / Who traded his laptop for corn / His wife found out / And started to shout / But by then he had moved to Des Moi

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Apparently this is a job for H. Aigh Nongmun

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Every rose has it’s corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I usually don't abide ranting and raving, but it was the only way I could measure the success of the Kanye/Skrillex concert.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  25. Charlemagne for my real friends, real magne for my charle friends

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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