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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Had she previously planned to have been selling seashells by the seashore in the future, will she have had sold seashells by the seashore in the past?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Back in my day we had a little something called Loyalty. These days people only care about sticking their peckers in warm mac and cheese

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,
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  3. into broken things/ humour is miraculous/ in breathing strange life

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. The next time you have to do the weather report, just lie and say it'll be hot!

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. Inside every haystack is a smaller haystack. Unless it's already such a small haystack that anything smaller wouldn't be a haystack.

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my friend with the gut flora deficiency.

    By Schnickpot,
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  7. They should call it a banana UNpeel.

    By Schnickpot,
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  8. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Choctaw, happy birthday to you!

    By Dr. Dan the Sniffer of Pants,
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  9. burn down your family house while they sleep soundly inside it with doctors tablets and a book of matches.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. instinctively Ignacius initially initiated Ireland's ironclad islandification - inroads in idle idols idents infused inertias inner icerealm in igloos

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Was anybody really surprised that a bunch of horses couldn't put a broken egg back together?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Bang! Boom! Kerthlunk! Onamonapia later.

    By BitwiseOperator,
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  13. "Fun to say" isn't, but "it's what it" is

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  14. My GPS told me to get off at exit 3, I said get out of my personal life

    By Fats McGassy,
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  15. An apple a day keeps the Hamburglar away

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,
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  16. If it takes two to tango, it makes moo to mango. Now that's what I call a funky fresh fandango!

    By Beverley_Hilskop,
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  17. If it gets chosen is it a caughtphrase ?

    By Luna(tick),
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  18. Some days you're the dog, some days your the hydrant.

    By Luna(tick),
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  19. Your dog is rocky'in my socks off..

    By Luna(tick),
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  20. When you hit the street in the hot summer heat don't forget to beat your meat in your seat

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,   
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  21. "Tasty taint," I whisper. You respond, "What flavor?" I smile as a dingo at a baby would and say, "Potato chips." Now, THAT's a fucking catchphrase.

    By Dr. Dan the Sniffer of Pants,
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  22. How much wood would chuck berry chuck if Chuck berry could chuck wood?

    By Luna(tick),
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  23. All letters are bookmarks, really.

    By Schnickpot,
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  24. There's a bullseye in my cornflakes and its name is Mighty Rick.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. Yell at me one more time, and I'll tape your tongue to the strawberry wall.

    By Schnickpot,
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