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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yes, we're ready to order. I speak for everyone at the table when I say we all want to try the famous salmon teriyaki.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. Dont ask what you can do for your country, ask your country what have you done for me lately. Oooh oohoo oooh yeah

    By The Real Ham Samich Man,
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  3. You thought you could mess with the Pharoah? Well joke's on you, frogs's legs and fried locusts are my favorite foods, and I hate my first-born son!

    By Regular Human Name,
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  4. Air Bud's The Woof of Wall Street: "Ain't nothing in the rulebook says a dog can't run a massive financial fraud scheme and rob clients of millions of

    By Regular Human Name,
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  5. "Everything's made up and the points don't matter" -- a shared philosophy for improv and clinical depression!

    By Regular Human Name,
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  6. Blatantly disregarding long-established CBB rules, I hereby post the following Would You Rather suggestion here instead of Twitter, because rules are

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I’ll take Corn for $400, Alex. Here’s the $400. Now give me the corn. Give. The. Corn. Give it! Alex! ALEX!! GAWD, asshole!! OK, give me the $400 back

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Swanson, who asked Ludgate, “Canoe get the heck out of my office?” Never got a dinner!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. If you're gonna Bing it, use Google. If you're gonna Uber, use Lyft.

    By justsomeman,
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  10. Life's a garden: not enough time to enjoy as an adult but totally unappreciated in my youth. Dig it?

    By FrabjousCabbage,
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  11. Roll the Dice. Take your Chance. Add some spice to the seat of your pants. Yahtzee Brah!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Welcome to the adventures of Scott's Head in a Jar - Podcasting in the 25th Century - biddi-biddi-biddi

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. You may be a cyborg but I wish you were my borg.

    By TrashcanCharlie,
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  14. Comedy bang-bang: It's like top chef, but for whacking off.

    By jaredthedestroyer,
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  15. Get outta my ass and into my car..

    By Disease_Ansari,
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  16. A Family That Eats Together, Sleeps Together.

    By AOMaggots,
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  17. With that beebopp'n sound that'll never let you down, it's gotta be... Dingleberry Dingus and the PooPoo Crew!

    By DeadBeef,
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  18. Jimmyheadphones

    By Jimmy headphones,
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  19. Ring around your mother, a pocket full of she’s a whore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Knick knack paddywack, give your mom a dick.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, your mother blew me ‘cause she’s a ho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Maybe it's Maybelline, but my doctor seems to think it's herpes.

    By Fats McGassy,
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  23. Breaking News 2: Electric Newsaloo

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. This just in: Dick Van Dyke signed an autograph and was arrested for obscenity.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Say it loud. I'm *indecipherable muttering* and I'm proud!

    By SideofMcG,
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