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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The president just dropped a H-Bomb. That's right, he called me a Hunt.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I think we just figured out someone's secret identity!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 310 views

  3. Hi, I'm Scotty Aucksville, and this is Jackass.

    By FlynnGermain,
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  4. Lima beans make me feel fine! As long as they're in my chicken pot pie!

    By The Real Ham Samich Man,
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  5. I beat the heat while you beat Your meat and oh how the skeet was such a treat, I only hope youll be discreet

    By The Real Ham Samich Man,
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  6. Harangue! Harangue! That's the sound of the Meringue!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Let's twist again, like we did my ankle. Yeah, let's twist again, like we did your ear.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 375 views

  8. Shreddable edibles, this shit's getting Oedipal. Come on Fredible let's commit tax fraud.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 342 views

  9. Every time you hear the toilet flush, a laxative fairy gets its wings.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Gentlemen, Shart your Injuns.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. To creep, perchance to cream—that's how you rub one out at Corn Fest 2017.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a That 70s Show guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Histo-Real Fact of the Day: Harry Houdini’s cat Mr. Whimplesnatch is still alive and running an adult video store off interstate 44 near Terre Haute.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 385 views

  14. Ring a ring a Rosie. Pocket full of Parker Posies.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. hang sangitches!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 401 views

  16. Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby, or maybe somewhere in between, or maybe I have depth perception issues.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  17. Eddie Vedder's leather letter sweaters weather wetter weather better than any other.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 409 views

  18. This Fall on NBC: A Knight Rider spin-off but it's, like, a train or something. I don't know.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  19. At this point, I'd like to ask if anyone wants to put down their gun. Speak now or forever hold your piece.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Shaka Shaka Kahn Shaka Kahn at Tinagra

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  21. When my pants come unhoisted, the ladies get moisted

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  22. I like segregated sodas. No colored colas. SPRITE POWER!

    By The Real Ham Samich Man,
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  23. Do you dare share an eclair with Cher in Bel Air while giving her the care bear stare?

    By The Real Ham Samich Man,
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  24. if continents were condiments like mermalade & jam then africa must turd to let australia catch up, man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 344 views

  25. We bought "We Bought A Zoo" at the zoo.

    By JackRabbit,
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    • 245 views
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